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I imagine he's winding himself up in his dressing room like Peter Kay's Ice Cream Man cometh.

Dinner-nanny arms.

Moyes has unplugged the phone this morning.

Spurs.

A lot calmer now that we've plugged the biggest gap in the XI. We need a striker and a back-up CB and that would probably be enough to get us through til Jan. Still got Ben Arfa to come back soon too and our good start means the pressure is off us a bit. Today will be interesting.

Possibly, aye. Still wouldn't want to take a chance on him like.

He's at least a stone overweight and doesn't look interested in the slightest. I'd be steering well clear.

You seen the size of him?

Allahave s look Is this a pun? Eid certainly looks like that.

Random mackem ITK reckons they've signed him. Well, he's implied it.

Harper is the one to go. Big wage, old, no future (harsh, I know). Replacement already in... Bullet time Stevie...

If Jerome went to Stoke I think he'd do ok tbh. He'd simply be asked to put himself about for 90 minutes and finish any chances that came his way from long balls/throws into the box. Put him upfront for Arsenal off finish their moves off and he'd sink without trace.

Selling to a rival European competitor? Dicey...

Wouldn't be surprised if Inter went for Bardsley to replace Santon actually. Clearly the superior player.

Honestly think Crouch could well turn them down. They'll have to pay through the nose to get him too.

How many whinge like fuck for thread titles to be updated?

Maybe the plan could be to rotate Simpson and Taylor at RB and keep Santon at LB?

Time to get the Kleenex out lads....

Takes us into the red for this window!!

He'll still be there on Friday to let us know when they wrap their final signing up.

Against PL rules to buy him and loan him in the same window. Complete non-starter. Fuck this.

Wonder who gave way in the negotiations?

Bump.