David Icke - Son of God

He's on the fringes of the first team.

If we sign Morrison he's either going to become bezzie mates with Ranger or start a turf war with him.

I don't know much, but I do know that Carver and Stone have been over to watch Shaqiri at least once.

I'm bored of this now. I wish we'd just make a definitive decision rather than going back every transfer window.

Douglas' source is the PR department at the club. Oooh, hark at Martha Gellhorn over here

To be fair to Simmo he seems like a decent sort and he keeps his nose out of trouble. However I've never known a professional so shit scared of a football before in my life.

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If they keep coming down at that rate over the transfer window we could probably get him for about £7 come January 31st.

- Sell home grown player for £35 million - Wait 12 months - Buy him back for £15 million - £20 million profit - Wait until no one is watching and sell Demba Ba for three boxes of Nestle Sporties cereal (expiry date Mar 2002) and Derek Llambias' bodyweight in Black Bullets. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/11/4/1257335491028/Mike-Ashley-001.jpg

It'll never happen, and I know the Andy Carroll we see now is no where near the quality of the player we had 12 months ago, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't get a bit of a semi on if we did get him back.

I think you're missing the point. He shouldn't be talking about other teams players. He does it all the time, hence the abuse. Now fuck off back to the spurs boards. Thanks. At it again today with Samba. It's completely out of order.

I thought Ba's official account was @dembabafoot?

I would say he's trying to get one of the big clubs to come in and whisk him away, getting rid of one of his team's league rivals top scorer or at worst (from his point of view) unsettle him and try and knock us off track that way. Why would he bother though? They're in a title battle, we are not. Surely he has more to lose if Man United or Liverpool sign him than if he stayed at our gaff.

The true sign of an alchy.

Really? http://www.joomag.com/magazine/Michael_Schumacher/4321/p22 "... they seemed to be a much bigger and better club than Sunderland" That's fucking brilliant! :lol: Can't believe I've never seen that quote before. As a lifelong Schumacher obsessive I'm chuffed to bits

Behave

I don't doubt that at all tbf. I get the feeling the entire thing is being driven by agents trying to upset the apple cart. Typically African players have several less than scrupulous individuals representing/claiming to represent them who go in a massive huff if they don't get their cut (didn't one of Tiote's 'agents' turn up at the Jesmond Dene hotel a few days after he'd signed for us and started kicking off at the staff demanding money? ). I imagine one of his reps feels short changed and now he's trying to agitate for a move and get another chunk of cash from another club. Whether such a clause exists is another matter altogether. Him being in Africa probably works in our favour because they'll still want to check out his knee, despite his good form.

It's went up by £3 million since lunch time. Anyway, how does insurance factor into this? Am I right in thinking all clubs take it out on their players in case of career ending injury? Surely if Ba's knee is as bad as we're told £10 million plus the insurance would put off all but the very top clubs?

Mark Douglas seems to think there's some muck raking going on from one of the many agents he had in the summer upset they didn't get a cut of his deal to us.

It'll be hard to make out what the fan was saying - no doubt drowned out by the sound of the Kop sucking the ball into the back of the net on a famous Friday night against Oldham. Monday morning and Dalglish cracks out another overhead projector for a PowerPoint presentation claiming that what the fan was saying was in fact Kopite for "Good evening to you Sir", before ripping off his suit to reveal Suarez and the fan embracing. Aww, aren't they cute? Oooh look at the brightly coloured slides, nice one Kenny, you're mint Kenny. Fucking scum. They called him a black bastard, but in Dingle that's not considered racist so it's okay.

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He only wants to make 300% profit remember. No more, no less.

Not a chance, remember your 300% malarky? Selling him for £7m would present a 300% profit if we spent less than £2.3m signing him... How do you know he cost less than 2.3m? I thought we gave some bumper signing on fee to him? He probably fucking rang Lee Ryder again.

I, for one, believe 'Arry. It's not as if he has form for this sort of thing.