David Icke - Son of God

I think that expectation is a bit of a myth tbh. Yep. If it's good enough for Obafemi fucking Martins it's good enough for anyone.

Fair play, the majority are giving props on the 3rd page, and it's amazing to read so much 'I'm quite pissed off at how well they're doing business, scouts amazing, bla bla bla' all about our team. TBF I'd be annoyed too. Comolli's job is to identify players and he basically just signs those that are flavour of the month with the UK press.

Yes.

He hasn't left for the ANC yet. He goes out tomorrow.

We've been in for Cissokho for months. We've refused to budge on our asking price, knowing that Lyon are in need of a bit of cash, while they've tried and failed to drum up interest elsewhere. That's just what I've been told, like.

I wouldn't have O'Shea over Simpson. I know we slag off Danny but the Mackems were calling him O'Shit until about a fortnight ago when MO'N managed to coax a decent performance out of him

I think they meant that those sides were the top 6 chance creators in the league.

That's them done for, then. Very sad.

They're obsessed with combined XI's.

So many haterz :'(

Lopsided highlights. Suppose you can't show us keeping possesion for most of the second half on the highlights like. Aye, even Guy Mowbray would struggle to make us passing the ball around the back four for 20 minutes look exciting.

Re: Pardew's appointment Wha'? I assume they didn't listen to the phone in on Radio Newcastle where every caller started their questions with a concession that they were very wrong about him?

I thought Besty made quite a good left winger.

Pardiola tearing up the tactical rulebook

Aye, they've got a gem there.

He'll still be able to smell Mrs Bruce's fanny batter on his cuffs come kick off tomorrow.

Contract - Perch Twist - Ravel Morrison is actually a figment of Sir Alex Ferguson's imagination and we've been bidding for a player that doesn't actually exist Insight - The size of James Tavernier's cock is scaring away new signings.

He's a Muslim isn't he? He might not be a drinker.

Yiz can all get fucked

I couldn't give a fuck about his goalscoring record. I love the man.

The daft cunt probably thought it was 1997.

Brilliant

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/5725/30606104.png Genuine snort

Worth the risk. Absolutely no doubt he's got some talent and if he turns out to be a worky ticket I'm sure we can flog him on. Nothing ventured, nothing gained and all that.