David Icke - Son of God

If Taylor could defend we might just be able to get the bloke who plays left wing a bit further forward, just a thought. It didn't seem to work when Santon started.

He is but at least he gives us an option going forward and can play on either side which makes him a decent squad player. Simpson is just a fucking liability.

Under Hughton we expected to lose. Under Pardew we expect to win, especially after our start. It's not unwarrented either, certain players just haven't performed.

Neil's spot on you touchy bastards

Class apart yet again. No idea what the fuss is, Bellamy jumped/ran into his elbow which was already outstreched and then set about calling Tim Krul a "Dutch cunt" before he went off, much to the annoyance of the ATLA trained charvas behind me. Anyway, it's nice to see racism dealt with by the FA.

He's shit. If he thinks he can turn down our contract offer and get a better one at a comparable team I'd like to see it.

He needs a boot in the cock for not starting HBA. That's just IMO, like.

He has the same name as one of our old LBs. How hard can it be?

I don't know why but Enrique was the worst of the lot for me. The way he fucked the club around from December onwards and the way his performances tailed off the moment he decided he wanted out irritated me no end, plus out of the three he was clearly the most talent and the biggest loss to the team. I've got no ill will towards Nolan. It's pretty obvious that his move has worked out well for both parties and his contribution last season alone absolves him from any blame moving on. Barton I'm split on. I dislike him for the cynical way in which he agitated for a contract/a move but while his words were hollow he did hit the nail on the head with a lot of what he said during his falling out with Llambias and Ashley.

Get fucked Jose.

Played a great ball through which led to Ba having a shot (absent) dont remember that. anyway my point was that given that against liverpool we are unlikely to see much possession the presence of someone who can win balls in the air (which neither ba or ben arfa are brilliant at) may be more useful. Well that's us fucked. We've got no one who pulls up trees in that position. We may as well wave the white flag now Start HBA, lets knack the racist pricks at their own game. He's a better option than anyone else we've got (bar Ba, obviously). Play the eleven on the pitch, not the name.

If we'd signed him for £15 million he'd be a fucking bargain. What a player.

Alright, fuck off. Where's the real story about him leaving us for a job lot of Lonsdale trainers?

The last time Graeme Bailey said their was an NUFC exclusive coming up "shortly" it took two weeks and it was only about signing Stephen cocking Ireland on loan.

That statement is horrific. Ill-judged and offensive. What a classless fucking club.

Aye, around about 300 per cent of what we bought him for...hang on.

The 'direct line' between Oliver and Shepherd (that Ryder told me personally about) now exists between the communications (PR) team at the club and Douglas/Ryder. Ryder's own views are limited to his blog and webchats. NCJ cannot afford to bite the hand that feeds - and instead works as a sounding board for the club's agenda. As you may have already guessed, every press statement (including Llambias') from the club is written by Wendy Taylor and co. approved at boardroom level, and distributed to the press. I've been advised by a national tabloid sports journalist that they couldn't report such a story without some form of recording. Hardly the scandal of the century now, is it? Every sports desk at a local rag is utterly beholden to the Premier League club(s) that they report on.

Have you got a direct line to Derek? The target is to make a 300% profit within 36 months of the player signing for the club. £20m presents a 478% profit - they may wish to maximise that figure by waiting until the summer. Tough one to call - but the 300% 'rule' is in place. Are you serious? Yes. Which is why I am critical about us becoming a 'development (not selling) club'. What's wrong with that? It's working for Udinese.

Gary Cahill? Douglas has hinted it's shocking in a positive way.

Younger than Bent, equal if not better conversion rate and has so much more other qualities to his game that Bent has never had. Would have been a bargain at £20m A bargain at £35m? http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club_Home/2010/10/1/1285891174919/Andy-Carroll-006.jpg Yep

Best striker we've had since Big Al and he'd have been a bargain at £10 million. To get him for free was obscene.

If Pardew is more impressed by effort than genuine ability then he wants to take a look at me servicing my lass. Casanova I am not but by lordy do I try.

As I was heading to my seat before kick off I heard a bloke say to his mate "and One Direction can fuck off too!"

I'd like to see: Krul Simpson - Perch - Colo - Santon Jonas - Vuckic - Tiote - HBA Best - Ba ...but I expect we'll see Obertan on the right and Jonas on the left.

She was easily the best of the three on show. Didn't get much, if anything, massively incorrect. Lee Mason and his midget linesman were a fucking joke.