David Icke - Son of God

Love how they say "we had responses ready" Pity your fucking team wasn't ready, again, you sad cunts. If they had them I didn't fucking hear them and I was sat near the doyles

1-0, but the Newcastle fans were stunned into silence by our witty retorts to their chants... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=619512

Nee chance. Just signed a fat new contract last year, he'd have to be pushed.

The borehole has won a national award? No, the borehole struck oil. Ashley will be a Gazillionaire.. And we're upping our bid for Rob Elliott to £150,000.

Don't know why that header sticks out most to me but I fucking loved it! The chest rug sticks out for me

Yer kna yer fucked when Shola does you for pace

The borehole has won a national award?

He was more or less playing up front at points today

I think he's a bit mad.

Thick as fuck. "He won the ball!" So? Tiote did against Stevenage (he didn't even touch the player either) but he got sent off for diving in like a loon, just like Bardsley did.

'Too African' fucking hell. They'll have too many of 'them darkies' next... I think it's a piss take as last year someone over there claimed the reason they lost was they had too many black players

He's an international for a reason. His position as number 1 should never have been in doubt. He's a much better keeper than Harper and Forster.

He was trying to do too much and getting closed down. In the second he got better but he lost the ball far too much in the first. Still, I've no doubt he'll get back to his best as he gets back on the pace.

My heart bleeds

G'wan Sewelly son!

Give your heed a shake, son. Colo was MOTM.

He was magnificent today. I didn't think it was possible but giving him the armband has helped him find an extra level!

Let them argue. The FA wont see it that way and it wont change the result

That's the Mackem class shining through. Should've been down to 8 men.

His goal against Zulte Waregem

Me too

"And it's Arab Contractors! Arab Contractors SC! They're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen!"

Ithink it's bloody great to see him run with this, Gaga tweet aside.

Ashley is clearly: http://ih1.redbubble.net/work.7313202.1.sticker,375x360.fuck-that-shit-v1.png