David Icke - Son of God

It's the reassessment in expectations which has tickled me. Had you told them at the start of the season they'd finish a whole 1 point ahead of us they'd have laughed in your face but now they're celebrating it like they've won the pissing FA Cup

That's first class. I don't know what I like best - the vacant look on Huckle junior's face, the shit shorts and wifebeater vest on Huckle senior, the dubious spelling of the word Mackem, the incorrect use of an apostrophe and comma, the sly inclusion of 'EDL' to confirm the fact they're backward racialists or that they're now in love with Agent Bruce again

Captain with a capital C.

Louise Woodward's conviction quashed after new evidence comes to light that Joey Barton was in Massachusetts in February 1997.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fPK2Q87vg0Wc/x610.jpg He's a legend is wor Joey.

I've got a few friends I'd like to exchange. What channels do I have to go through to make this happen Colocho?

Why have they started Photoshopping banners on to our fans? My Facebook feed is full of the altered Cockney Mafia Out banner

If they can drag him out of Floritas, aye.

Charlie heard it and a threw a transfer request in.

It's all fun and games until you can't get the newsprint off your arse cheek.

Was all going well until this bit: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mdr8nLqbzXc/TG1jkPBBRVI/AAAAAAAAAEo/cu6m4Okb28A/s320/09B00BDC-E3F4-29CF-06131ED164F019FC.jpg

Cheating Taffy Bassa?

It looks quite smart when it's being worn by anyone other than Nolan.

Bye Jose. Good luck. Just don't go to the fucking scousers.

Carew? Hitzelsperger?

Aye The carnage on here would be immense.

Change the thread title to "Hatem Ben Arfa due to start against WBA" for the lulz.

more or less confirms nothing much at all.

I love the "drogba????????" post

We really didn't.

No, he's wearing two of those Power Balance wristbands. Obviously having just the one on one wrist was making him feel a bit wonky.

Did Whelan not deal with Ashley when Wigan signed N'Zogbia? This is what confused me, although I suppose it's a bravado thing. Having to sell your best player is a bit more emasculating than buying him in the first place.

If what I've heard is correct (and it usually isn't) then N'Zogbia wants to come back to Newcastle but Whelan is trying to generate interest from other clubs because he'd rather indulge in a spot of self-immolation than deal with Mike Ashley. Hardly groundbreaking information I know, but I will be claiming ITK status if he signs.

Ben Arfa is pushing him close, although while HBA looks sultry and smouldering in that way on French men and women can Raylor looks like he's just been told his dog has been ran over. At least Hatem looks cool as fuck, as you say Raylor just looks like a mardy twat. http://images.teamtalk.com/08/01/218x298/Ryan_Taylor_630137.jpg Saddest man ever.

Must...resist...racial...stereotypes...joke... Inside Bob Moncur there's a black man yearning to get out.