BlueStar

Ah well. New manager bounce next week.

Hmmmm.

Howay the L-... Ah, fuck

"So I've got this song lads, doesn't really rhyme, some of the lines don't scan and it's based on a sectarian chant about the IRA. The last bit doesn't fit with the instrument theme of the rest of the chant, BUT it does implicate their manager in a decades old case of child abduction and likely paedophillic murder" "Sold! Get it on the terraces, marra"

When I was young and had no sense I bought a flute for 50 pence The only song that I could play Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army* And after that I bought a drum And all I could play was fuck the scum And after that I bought a guitar And all I could play was fuck Shearer** Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan, Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann * Pronounced Armay because Army doesn't rhyme with play ** Pronounced Sheerar because Shearer doesn't rhyme with guitar.

Maybe they're actually just one person who's an absolute beast and wants to earn two sets of wages?

Kelebrations?

Flag for today?

Lewsing

Grabbed one of these, cos why not. Absolutely tissue thin (although the same can be said for the genuine Tonali modelled multicouled light jacket I got form the club shop) but a nice light jacket. EDIT: And only by looking at that picture have I noticed it doesn't line up either side of the zip Oh well

AHH, I had to select "Adult LowerTier" instead of just Adult. Cheers

Yeah, can't make Villa this weekend after all - we're both standard adult tickets so should be OK.

Anyone had this when trying to forward a ticket? Did it eventually work or am I going to have to ring the box office?

Looks like he's doing one of those electric chair machines you get at the bowling alley.

What did the Strawberry Corner sing to the tune of "Sandro ole ole" as a one off that got a chuckle out of everyone? Apart from me and me dad who couldn't catch it.

Howe is gonna come back as his assistant at this rate.

Man of the Match, stats don't lie

The DJ playing Glad All Over at full time is mean 😅

I fucking love it when players do that stupid twinkle-toes penalty run up like they're 1960s Fred Flintstone gearing up for a strike at bowling and completely fuck it up. Wish Bruno would cut it out.

"Made some mistakes when he took over Newcastle (Kinnear/Pardew) but put them on a strong financial footing and definitely left them in a better place than he found them. He's a detestable person though (I've been in a couple of meetings with him) but as a businessman he's absolutely first class" Yeah, buying a football club for millions of pounds without doing due diligence and making business deals while so mortal he's been throwing up in the fireplace, a regular fucking John D Rockefeller