BlueStar

https://bsky.app/profile/uglygame.bsky.social/post/3lplt3vmixc2l

https://talksport.com/football/3196000/nottingham-forest-evangelos-marinakis-nuno-espirito-santo-on-pitch-meltdown/

"They'll finish 6th at best, no chance they beat Arsenal and Everton are spoilers." No chance Newcastle can beat the team they've beaten three times this season.

VAR can't tell if you're offside if you blend into the pitch

Building up a good bit of momentum

Makes me think of Yasser Arafat's headscarf, is that the idea?

Nunes trying to pour booze on Muslim Mo Salah

Incredible levels of politeness from Kev

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI8N38bp073/?igsh=Zmp3NWF0Nmt3ZXNt

So to yoof W is a win and L is a loss, very much from American sports - "We had to take the L" or "We're just happy we got the W" or "got the dub". When streamers do something great in a videogame, a real-life stream or whatever the stream chat will often just spam "W" indicating that was a win. So people will either proactively encourage "Ws in the chat" or note subsequently that there are "Ws in the chat". As it's something people will exclaim after a great victory or success, people will say it even if there is no chat to post Ws.

You'll never make a fool'a William Osula Na na na na Na na na na

Dunno what they're about to do to Lewis Skelly.

Hmmmm. Something's missing

One thing I just remembered from the Palace game, at the start we pushed forward and there was an absolutely clear offside, like miles off even with my black and white specs on. Linesman didn't bother flagging, presumably cos VAR will check it if we score anyway. Then we get a corner from it. Palace fans could be justifiably raging if we got a goal from that corner.

Ah well. New manager bounce next week.

Hmmmm.

Howay the L-... Ah, fuck

"So I've got this song lads, doesn't really rhyme, some of the lines don't scan and it's based on a sectarian chant about the IRA. The last bit doesn't fit with the instrument theme of the rest of the chant, BUT it does implicate their manager in a decades old case of child abduction and likely paedophillic murder" "Sold! Get it on the terraces, marra"

When I was young and had no sense I bought a flute for 50 pence The only song that I could play Was fuck Eddie Howe and the Toon Army* And after that I bought a drum And all I could play was fuck the scum And after that I bought a guitar And all I could play was fuck Shearer** Packet of sweets and a Portuguese tan, Eddie Howe has Maddie McCann * Pronounced Armay because Army doesn't rhyme with play ** Pronounced Sheerar because Shearer doesn't rhyme with guitar.

Maybe they're actually just one person who's an absolute beast and wants to earn two sets of wages?

Kelebrations?