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You don't score pens with Sal-ah, you don't score pens with Sal-ah!

Liverpool: Alisson, TAA, Konaté, VVD, Gomez, Endo, Szoboszlai, Jones, Salah, Núñez, Díaz. Subs: Kelleher, Jota, Mac Allister, Gakpo, Elliott, Gravenberch, McConnell, Quansah, Bradley. NUFC: Dubravka, Livramento, Schar, Botman, Burn, Guimaraes, Miley, Longstaff, Gordon, Joelinton, Isak. Subs: Karius, Gillespie, Dummett, Lascelles, Ritchie, Krafth, Hall, Almiron, A.Murphy. Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)

These lot have lost just one of their last 51 Premier League home games and are unbeaten in 21 at home, some record.

Not awful, but funny

I love humping a team in red and white just for when "Are you Sunderland in disguise" is followed by a thoughtful pause and then "Your disguise is fucking shit"

Good jinxing, next try saying "At least it's not raining" in a sitcom.

Made the cover of the Match of the Day annual, not sure if that just shows how early they print these things

Howay, let's give these lot a lump of coal for Christmas.

That 98th minute equaliser by Nicolo Zaniolo (wound up in the same betting scandal as Tonali but not banned) lost me £500.

Clowns. Sooner we get rid of this Ahkey remnant the better.

Darren Ambrose now has a Lego YouTube channel

Took me a while to work out what I'm looking at and I'm still not 100%, but it looks like as of this chart we've got 25 goals scored by English players and Arsenal have 21, so four more?

Never seen a steward helping a pitch invader who pushed an opposing player to escape before.

Flying arse to the face

Canny sky

Probably been mentioned but can't check back on spotty SJP internet - Jiminez doesn't have much luck with VAR against us, if you remember when he scored against us for Wolves he did a stupid elaborate pirate celebration with a little telescope he'd hidden in his shorts, only for his goal to be VAR'd off and make him look like a prize twat.

Norwich and Ipswich arguing over who is more obsessed. Enjoy peering into other local rivalries, my Norwich fan mate absolutely spitting venom when she mentions "Ipshit". Ipswich fans did the old fireworks outside a hotel the Norwich players may have been staying at trick as well.

How come these lot have won their last two matches 5-0? Are they suddenly class or were Forest and West Ham even shitter than usual? Doesn't bode well with us conceding 7 in our last two league games. Should have watched the highlights I guess

"English, I learn it a from a book" OK Mikel, no worries, off you go.

Ah, so he didn't think the decision was a disgrace he just thought Arsenal were unlucky. OK.

My mam looking out for me last night before the game. Sounds terrifying.