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WE. ACTUALLY. FUCKING. WON SOMETHING. Seen blokes in tears here in the stands

Anyone who buys this scarf is a paedophile, sorry

In the green man. Needn't have worried finding my pdf ticket, just glancing at them and not scanning

Grey pyros in Covent Garden were canny shit, just looked like a dodgy exhaust or a bin fire

Encountered some particularly arrogant Yorkshire Liverpool fans in a curry house last night so hope we ruin their weekend

Maybe he was just grassing them up

Took this while getting squeezed in Covent Garden

Fuck knows, was just in a corner getting spoken to by several coppers, odd sight to see.

Did I see Adam P getting nicked??

Cans in the car from 9:30am tomorrow, so yeah, that's the plan

With Brexit Jim involved, feels like this will be the next Co-op Live

Reminds me of the dog car from Dumb and Dumber.

Stag bantz for a mackem apparently. Presumably has his arms raised and eyes shut cos they've just put it on him and not shown him what he's wearing yet.

Like with "We are the worst Man United team in history" it's more just the melodramatic and despairing way he phrases it, if he'd literally said "winning a cup despite an overall poor performance doesn't mean the season is saved" it wouldn't be as funny as "Nothing can save us. Our season is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable". Maybe it's a lost in translation thing, but given how he sits on the touchline looking like he hates life maybe not. I guess it's the opposite of the chipper Steve Bruce style "Well, we just roll our sleeves up and go again, certainly can take some positives from that fourth abject and toothless defeat on the bounce, I'm confident I can turn it around"

Fucking hell, must be like having Eeyore as a manager. Someone give him the number for the Samaritans.

Seems like it might not be them performing but it'll be Coldplay in charge of choosing and booking the performers.

If I remember how this works we have to play Loris Karius on the left at Wembley now.

Can they not just do what they did with Slot and wait two weeks before deciding if he's banned or not?

Came out with his hair styled like Princess Diana and then his performance was a car crash