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I'm going to assume DDoS attack by jealous mackems

Yep, on Google Wallet

One of them has finally got it!

You'd think Sunderland would be used to League 1 pitches, wasn't that long ago they spent four years there

I know a hot ginger man if you'd like his number

It's been 16 years since the team that finished 6th won the play offs, how are they expecting the team finishing 8th to do? Plus if they fluke it they'll get fucking pummeled in the prem, it's rare enough for the Champions to stay up.

Must have meant the added time for the Wolves goal, surely.

Fenwicks are selling Greggs football tops for 60 quid

Can't believe we lost to these fucking no marks. Singing in the pub before the match about how famous they are and are "respected everywhere they go". The most famous person to ever pull on an Everton shirt is literally Madeline McCann ffs.

When my mate was a pitchside photographer he'd share the media WiFi passwords. BobMoncur1968, WarrenBarton1995, AndyCole1992. Good times

Head of Steam full of belligerent scousers singing about how Jordan Pickford hates us.

BBC News - Why you can't get a signal at festivals and sports matches https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3rzq8d24y9o I had full bars all match in Dortmund in an 80k stadium, so it's possible

So is this one Hamay the Lads

It is canny sexy like

It's an upside-down W.

Presumably this guy is good enough at darts that he's confident he won't wang an arra straight through that monitor below, but as soon as he has a drunk mate or two around that's history.

Fit an' propah!

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Absolute slapstick