BlueStar

Won 80 quid with my risk-free Sky Bet yesterday. Less lucky today, my horse is literally now dead.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/adam-johnson-girlfriend-abortion-stacey-flounders-footballer-child-sex-abuse-a8816181.html

Good times. I remember it like it was yesterday.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/03/09/villain-hero-scapegoat-jordan-pickford-spotlight-newcastle/

https://www.twitter.com/newcastlegoals/status/1104451915977580544?s=21

2-0 down, 3-2 up, Jordan Pickford fucked it up...

Sitting in the car after a match listening to the radio highlights with this playing on a loop in the background

Please use this hastily arranged match thread https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=102929.0

West Ham: Fabianski, Cresswell, Fredericks, Ogbonna, Diop, Rice, Lanzini, Noble, Snodgrass, Chicharito, Anderson Subs: Arnautovic, Adrian, Obiang, Nasri, Masuaku, Lucas Perez, Antonio NUFC: Dubravka, Ritchie, Schar, Lascelles, Lejeune, Manquillo, Hayden, Longstaff, Almiron, Perez, Rondon Subs: Darlow, Dummett, Ki, Diame, Muto, Yedlin, Atsu Referee: Chris Kavanagh (Lancashire) Attendance: 59,910 Final score: 2-0 Rice 7' Noble 42' (pen) Booked: Dubravka Diop Hayden Masuaku Longstaff Schaer Noble Sent off: Post-match reaction can be found from here https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=102929.425 Television coverage: Sky Sports Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

All the t-shirts, with players in their most iconic poses... And then this

https://twitter.com/eirebhoy/status/1099407265021546497

Bardsley OG

What a flattering photo of him, looks like he's just emerged sweat-drenched from the New Monkey at 3am. Surprised he's only 63cm.

If you can't get overly excited about a homegrown wunderkid coming through the ranks of your team, hitting the ground sprinting and being talked up in the media as an England prospect, why are we here?

His song selection is pretty rubbish like, we need to work on it. We were short-staffed, Now we're long-staffed (To sit down, shut up/play up Pompey) We trained him at John Spence To batter your defence Sean Longstaff Woooaahhh Sean Longstaff Woooaahhh

Been watching athletics and so read that as 100 metres. He's long, but not that long!

Angry Celtic bedsheet banner alert https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/47396010

https://v.redd.it/cl9guc3twni21/DASH_720?source=fallback

Trying to take Kepa out my team but can't seem to do it.

Pahaha https://streamable.com/tkmmw