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The trashy tabloid version of this story Newcastle set to DEMOLISH transfer record with £51m signing of Brazilian striker Joelinton https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/761572/Newcastle-news-Joelinton-transfer-record-Almiron

Not on the bench today, contract trigger wankery?

*doyn

Well no wonder they went bust, can't be much of a market for collapsed cakes.

Should have punched it, was also fouled. If it hadn't gone in or had been disallowed in you might have muttered "should have punched it there" but we wouldn't be talking about clangers the next day. But that's life.

Let this sink in to the "no foul" lot. Salah gets a penalty for being barely touched from the same ref that don't think two arms in the keepers face is a penalty Wouldn't have been happy if he'd given a penalty like.

That's the spirit.

Why were you noshing off the home support? I actually don't think it was an away trip to Wolves, but another Midlands club where we happened to encounter a Wolves fan. I hope that makes it OK.

Was on an away trip once where we encountered someone who showed us the Wolves crest tattooed on his bellend. It was blurry, but it was definitely there.

Nearly went in for this then remembered my cats would sleep on it and wreck it

The body recovered from the wreckage of a crashed plane is that of Cardiff City player Emiliano Sala, Dorset Police have said. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-47166633

Brought in five players who were playing twice with my wildcard. Three of them rested their first game

- Put stadium down for collateral to build hotels - Nobody wants to use the hotels any more because of Sunderland-backed Brexit - Lose stadium, play home games at Hillheads.

"One occupant visible in the wreckage"

Spurs' black and purple benchwear makes them look like the baddies team from a sports comedy drama. Maybe that's just because of the Purple Cobras from Dodgeball.

My mate was his teacher and school football coach at John Spence. Taught him everything he knows.

I should sack the match off and stay in the pub to watch it more often.

I hope his first name is Dan for some reason. Dn

Was a running joke on their board back in the day that they were linked with him every window. They they not clap him off when he played against them for Villa in the hope he'd come?

Used to be a science teacher in the north east and some on RTG were taught by him. https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/popular-teacher-retires-after-28-years-but-will-continue-as-physio-for-sunderland-football-club-academy-1-5888994

More like 8 years.

Haha hahahaha

That's why I haven't bothered my arse, 4.50 alarm here Binned it off. Got to the pub by the metro, metro came, waved goodbye to my match-going mates and didn't get on it. Might watch the first half in a pub and go home to bed.