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Newcastle United offered shock Ronaldinho transfer deal http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/17/newcastle-united-offered-shock-ronaldinho-transfer-deal-5697056/ OK

Its this shit that'll cast doubt in the jurors mind. Too many anomalies and they'll have to go not guilty. Aye.. this is her "best friend" talking too. Says she (victim) can exaggerate and didnt even believe her about it at first. Doesnt exactly sound great for her Probably didn't believe the stuff she told her about Johnson which he's since admitted to, either.

Eh, didn't one of his texts talk about wanting to get her jeans off?

How?

Nee chance he'll play in English professional football again imo. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Thomson_%28footballer,_born_1991%29 Hopefully that's the life Johnson has to look forward to.

Could be worse, there was that lad who got his arm signed by Ian Watkins at a festival and got it tatooed on the next day.

Then he'll come out, Ashley will probably see him as a bargain and offer him a contract.

Defence has seemed weak as piss so far. "I thought he was creepy" "No you didn't" "Well yes I did because he was doing that grooming stuff he admitted to." "Oh yeah. Uhm, next question."

"Had on, didn't I used to have a hot lass on my arm? Come to think of it, didn't I used to have a footballing career and a big house full of money?"

He's a pasty twat in the sunlight isn't he, looks like she's being haunted by Casper the Friendly Nonce.

I'm almost positive that's a backronym, like when people claim "fuck" is "fornication under consent of the king" or golf is "gentlemen only, ladies forbidden". I've also heard people say it stands for "Not Of Normal Criminal Element" Oxford English Dictionary says origin unknown, but possibly from nance (same root as "nancy", as in nancy-boy) or Lincolnshire dialect word nonse, meaning a good-for-nothing.

I think they hope the "warm weather training", "bonding trip" or whatever this friendly shite is supposed to be will sort it all out. When we failed to get McClaren the back up plan was McClaren, when McClaren failed the back-up plan is McClaren in bermuda shorts.

Considering how long we held out to get this guy, I think Charnley will see sacking him this early as an admission of personal failure. Any kind if glimmer of hope over the next two games will be used as a reason to keep him. Remember how long it took us to replace Pardew? Does anyone think we've genuinely got any kind of plan for who's next?

Geet areet. The Geordie version of Reet Petite.

At any point during the years of going on about "Ponteland Airport" and "Woolsington Airport" have they ever thought to check a map? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_Airport https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolsington This is aside from the fact that airports are named after the major city they serve and it wouldn't make Newcastle nicer if 747s were touching down in Northumberland Street. It's 6 miles away from the city centre. Do Real Madrid go on about Barcelona not having an airport, because Barcelona airport is 8 miles away from the city centre? Do they call it El Prat de Llobregat Airport? Oh wait, they shouldn't throw stones, in O-level Mackem Cartography Madrid doesn't have an airport either.

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A schoolgirl secretly filmed part of her alleged sexual encounter with England star Adam Johnson in his Range Rover, a court has heard. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/adam-johnson-trial-schoolgirl-secretly-7375091

Sleeping Satellite by Tasmin Archer. Howay, what do you think's being sang?

More details from the Mirror live updates http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/live-adam-johnson-trial-hears-7372996

Depends if it's because she's had enough of his antics or if it's just a way of sticking her fingers in her ears and not having to hear what this lass has to say. I can't imagine Adam wants her to hear it directly.

Might as well have saved paper and apologised for the next one in a ps.

After yesterday I've ruled out getting points ever again.

http://i.imgur.com/gdZQsa0.png Has he got a very badly photoshopped palmtree on his head?

Keeps this up and he'll have a worse recent record than they sacked Warnock for. Warnock was given 16 games and sacked for winning only 3 of them, Pards has 4 wins in his last 18.