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Newcastle boss Alan Pardew calm over Yohan Cabaye and Fabricio Coloccini reports http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/9046221/

Delroy Facey one of those arrested.

Basically came here to post exactly that!

Doesn't this put us above Spurs on GD? I like moving up the league without playing

Good timing Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2478842/Newcastle-United-havent-scored-corner-years-78-matches.html

The chant of "We fucking scored from a corner! Scored from a cooooorner!" was mint, even Pardew acknowledged it with a wave

Half way to the metro station I realised today's not the best match to wear my 80s scarf from when we had that green and yellow away kit.

http://www.thefa.com/News/governance/2013/nov/taylor-warned.aspx

Ostrich. 'Ostriches are known to bury their heads deep into the sand, searching for facts, before making judgements. This it at odds with the common old man, who prefer to jump to the most negative conclusion, almost immediately. As a result, the ostrich looks a lot less silly than the old man.' - Science Contrary to popular belief, ostriches do not bury their heads in the sand. The old saw probably originates with one of the bird's defensive behaviors. At the approach of trouble, ostriches will lie low and press their long necks to the ground in an attempt to become less visible. Their plumage blends well with sandy soil and, from a distance, gives the appearance that they have buried their heads in the sand. - National Geographic

Spot the mistake http://www.nufcdirect.com/nufc-onsie-sn-34-425199

But if we win matches we should lose and lose matches we should win, and we should win this match, that means we should lose this match in which case we'll win it.

http://i.imgur.com/xiZ0rPH.gif

Hull's one win

Away table http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYt3mY4IAAEzXGm.jpg

Can't believe how lucky they are, always play big clubs when they're shit, always winning flukey games etc etc.

Spurs fan mate didn't watch it because he needed to paint his stairs

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-mags.834715/

We win this and the back pages will just be "Where will Tim Krul go on January?!"

Was sure we'd had it there, had no clue how it stayed out till the replay.

Maybe a seal thats hooked on crystal meth. http://i.imgur.com/qUSB8dE.jpg

You can carry over one maximum. If you don't make a transfer one week, you get two the next, but you don't get three the week after. If you only use one of your two free transfers, you'll have two again next week.

Reads like Michael Owen's brochure.

Thing is, if you'd have offered me 4 points from Sunderland, Liverpool and Chelsea I'd have snapped your hand off. Would have thought at least one of them would have come from these twats though!

The half time guy doing the Geordie Jackpot thing. "We used to have a table for the tombola. The cost cutting at this place is getting ridiculous." Wouldn't be surprised if he's not there next match