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The EPL is fucking shit if this is true. It's not. http://i.imgur.com/dfZZS1N.png Our -27 GD in those last 15 games is also only bested by Reading.

You can't have stability without ability.

I certainly don't expect to be top 10 next season.

Nearly getting relegated isn't stability, even if you do it by sticking with a failing manager. Don't think he'll last the season to be honest, this just means we'll sack him with no replacement

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-stick-alan-pardew-4004833?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Players may have an issue with being chided for appearing in an embarrassing photo by someone who has a whole album worth of pictures of himself in pubs and on pitches doing nazi fucking salutes.

NUFC Goal of the Season - avoid relegation

If Pardew was sacked Wenger would have been in charge longer than all other Premier League managers put together.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/sunderland/9918903/QPR-v-Sunderland-manager-Martin-ONeill-says-alcohol-is-good-for-team-building.html Bit of a shock going straight from that attitude to Di Canio's

http://i.imgur.com/7VnljOF.png

Better?

Suppose this is more of an Ashley circus than a Pardew circus

Does Pardew's job count as non-football? Is this anything to do with Ashley being a Spurs fan?

Ta.

Daaaaaavid Craig reporting on SSN on in the pub under the headline 'Newcastle Incentive' alongside a picture of Ashley looking like he's been put through an iPhone aging app, someone with audio explain.

Reckon Kenwyn Jones is on funkypigeon.com making a "Sorry I smashed your car windscreen after mistakenly believing you put a pig's head in my locker" card? That or one of those cookies you can customise.

Just tweeted "Thanks for all your kind messages it means a lot to me, I had a successful operation yesterday, its gonna take a little longer than expected"

Chronicle have a story entitled "United fighting to keep captain Coloccini", although the link to it doesn't seem to work and loops back to the main Newcastle hub. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/newcastle-united-fighting-keep-captain-3868976

Hey, I'm cool with it. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, but it's actually a lass with a cock... I mean, I'm mixing my metaphors, but you get the idea.

Says she had to beat-off 500 people to get that place in the competition

Massive reductions in factual accuracy, 30% off across the site.

safc.com's 404 page http://www.safc.com/sitecore/Content/Home/Error%20404.aspx?item=%2fnews%2f20100617%2fmignolet-on-dream-move_2256213_2073163&user=extranet\Anonymous&site=website

Five.

Are we STILL doing this If Wigan win both of their last games that means Villa have lost their only remaining game. Villa are 1 point behind us. There is only one relegation spot left. How do we go down with Villa below us?

Bit see-through like isn't it, I won't be able to wear that one without a bra.