BlueStar

The "unusual circumstances" are that the baby was found dumped in the ladies toilets.

http://i.imgur.com/OHjbpGq.png No.

Use the match thread now please http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94926.0.html

Hope we win and Vincent Tan drowns the Frodo-faced cunt in a bucket as punishment.

Swansea confirm they've made an approach for Tom Ince.

Yes. http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-wire/newcastle-fa-cup-match-v-cardiff-confirmed/

NUFC: Elliot; Santon, S Taylor, Yanga-Mbiwa, Haidara; Tiote ©, Anita; Ben Arfa, Sissoko, Gouffran; Cisse. Subs: Alnwick, Dummett, Williamson, Obertan, Sammy Ameobi, Shola Ameobi, Remy. CCFC: Marshall; McNaughton, Hudson ©, Turner, John; Whittingham, Kim, Gunnarsson, Cowie; Odemwingie, Cornelius. Subs: Lewis; Caulker, Campbell, Brayford, Smith, Noone, Conway. Referee: Anthony Taylor (Greater Manchester). Attendance: 31,166 Final score: 1 - 2 61' Cisse 73' Noone 80' Campbell Booked: Gunnarsson Taylor Ben Arfa Sent off: Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25578578 Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

We decided not to bother or something? Ben Arfa's starting a game, hell froze over.

Hopefully the Power-Ranger meeting will help their relationship morph into something more productive.

I know he's a twat, but it's out of order calling him that like.

Better article http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/sport/10911219.Power_to_discuss_Ranger_contract_termination/

Great copy on Vital Football on it, seemingly written by the policeman from Ello Ello. http://www.swindon.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=344005

How do we win when our fans are gurning? How do we sail when our ferry's burning?

Pen, looks like Krul stays on though?

Debuchy off, daft challenge.

THWOCK

Sissoko and Gouffran switching.

Shola the Controla.

Use match thread now please: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94913.0.html

First day of the transfer window, way to curse it

West Brom fans equally incredulous about Berahino not starting.

Bench: Elliot, Haidara, Yanga-Mbiwa, S.Taylor, Anita, Ben Arfa, Cisse

WBAFC: (4-2-3-1) Foster; Jones, McAuley, Olsson, Ridgewell; Mulumbu, Yacob; Amalfitano, Sessegnon, Brunt ©; Anelka. Subs: Myhill, Lugano, Morrison, Gera, Berahino, Long, Vydra. NUFC: (4-3-3) Krul; Debuchy, Williamson, Coloccini ©, Santon; Cabaye, Tiote, Sissoko; Remy, Sh. Ameobi, Gouffran. Subs: Elliot, Yanga-Mbiwa, S. Taylor, Haidara, Anita, Ben Arfa, Cisse. Referee: Lee Mason (Bolton). Attendance: 26,430. Final Score: 1 - 0 87' - Berahino (Pen) Booked: - Sent off: Debuchy Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94913.msg4796326.html#msg4796326 UK Television coverage: None. UK Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: None. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Watch RTG take the thread title at face value. They'll be at work saying a Mag on the internet thinks they're definitely going to win something this year.