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Telegraph saying suicide

Shit. Confirmed on BBC ticker http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/

Emailed the twats about it, I'm not having it

Official Premier League match report http://www.premierleague.com/page/Headlines/0,,12306~2528823,00.htm

So there's only, what, six teams in the league we haven't played, four of whom are shite. Have we played anyone good yet?

Geordie Gomez had a good game

I was stood next to two Man U fans when their goal was disallowed I milked it.

It's ok, would have only got them in the top ten anyway, and who cares about that?

Hernandez reminds me of that vampire kid off The Munsters.

Depends. If you're the kind of dicks who go to the Gate, aye My favorite match-watching pubs are currently LYH or Centurion. EDIT: Hang on, dunno if they've even got dodgy telly. Usually only watch matches in town before and after home games.

Then I went to Asda, Morrisons and Tesco and I hid all the boxes of Sugar Puffs with that stupid Mag kernt on the front behind boxes of Kelloggs Start, which was launched in 1985 by Sir Steve Cram. If it loses them one sale, it'll be worth it.

When ah wuz in JJB ah saw a mag hoodie and a pulled one of the toggles propper far so the other one went into the hood, so when a mag buys it he'll be all "Wew man, where's the other toggle" and he'll knaa a mackem did it and he'll think "Aw, nar man, the mackems, they're the ones that beat us 9-1 in the days before wireless" and that, he'll be pure gutted.

That thread is a fucking crease 9-1

I think it's a fair point, if we were down there in the same position I don't think they'd give half as much of a fuck.

Doesn't want to be responsible for losing his new club points that might cost them the title, does he?

It's Pardew mind games man.

Imagine we'll go from singing "You're just a shit Man United" to "You're just a shit Man City" within the space of a week

Dekka says a lot of things...

Toon fan in front of me with a broad Australian accent made me laugh, going fucking mental at the city fans at the end "YEAH? YEAH? COME TO THE UNITED GROUND AND SAY THAT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS MATE, YOU TRY THAT AT THE NEWCASTLE UNITED GROUND YOU FUCKING CUNTS!"

Walking away from the ground was quite funny, about 1 in 3 of the coppers lining the route had proper handlebar moustaches for Movember, so everyone was booing the ones who hadn't done it and cheering and singing ymca when they passed the ones that had.

Big bang that I guess was a firework, shit started being thrown and fans trying to get at each other as if it was basically a starting pistol for some shit kicking off.

Dunno of anyone's mentioned it, but those manc cunts started the game with a chant of "Oh when De Jong, goes sliding in" directed at Hatem.

We out sang them and ripped the piss for 90 minutes. Was a bit of grief, but it came from both sides. They tried to respond to chants like 'you're just a shit man united' with something about Sunderland getting higher gates than us, not sure what it was because the laughter drowned it out.

Good showing by our fans, took the piss non-stop. After they announced their record attendance I started a chant of "would you like to buy some fans" that caught on pretty well. Bit of aggro, firework or something went off and fans on both sides tried to get through the stewards, chucking seats. Heard another explosion outside after an all. Oh, and Jill went past me and gave me a dig. I'll never wash this arm again

It's a tattoo. Surely not Howay