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Put my five quid free bet on them getting beat by Bolton, why not.

Norwich fan Stephen Fry was talking about how everyone likes the Newcastle accent last night and didn't mention Sunderland, mag kernt. Frendship Cup CANCELLED.

I won't see it cos I'm in the east stand. Last time there was a sudden increase in branding in the ground it elicited a chanf of "Sports Direct is fucking shit" from level 7 not long after kick off.

New thread title right there tbh.

Manages to type it without an asterisk in the address bar to get here, I see

Well there's an ultimatum

He gives 100% against the Mackems...

First home game I'm going to be able to use my season ticket for this season, so if we lose, blame me.

The Sage is in Gateshead and the fact you can have a pint in Newcastle, walk 3 minutes across a bridge, see a concert in the Sage and then have another pint looking at the fucking thing from the quayside is irrelevant, it doesn't count as a plus point of living in Newcastle because its in Gateshead.

Even seen them trying to claim SBR as a mackem, its beyond pitiful...

I wonder if Shola is simply too dim to let the pressure of taking a penalty get to him...

Is his name pronounced Abayed, like obeyed? That's what the commentators were saying last night, but then I've also heard "Tie-oat", "Obraton" and "Marvoo" this season.

Maybe they could start a petition to get it taken off us, like the one to send our players to jail?

Barca list the Fairs Cup on their list of European honours, small-time twats...

Wrong thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLLLOOOOOOOOO!

"Ameobis nearly combined" Almost had an Ameobi megazoid!

FUCKFLAPS

I am completely unable to picture Mimifrench as anyone but Mimi Labonq from 'Allo 'Allo. I even read her posts in the accent.

Was trying to push his upper body, but was off target and hit his face?

Jill using cracks me the fuck up. Loven :fwap: Same here! I can never remember if there's a version for me or not :lol: :jill: http://1.2.3.10/bmi/i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g388/nghia_vn/Meme/GirlFapFap.png

Forever Malonely

anyone else find it creepy that they have a match thread for each and every one of our games? If Newcastle win, I'll be upset so aye

How many mentions do you think we'll get the first RTG editorial?

His ability and willingness to try and turn in the box and make space for himself is something we've not had from forwards for a while and it's an excellent weapon to have.