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Little Scotland FC faring about as well in the Championship as their big brothers do on the international stage.

As if you can send someone to prison with a petition for fucks sake

Was he just taken off at half time for being rubbish today or was he injured? He was just never at the races. Wait, hang on...

It wasn't a water pipe that burst and sent stuff flooding from the ceiling apparently. Not clean water, any road

My lass always tells me off for making dad jokes, guess she's right...

I cant hear Roger Johnson's name without havign a childish giggle. Owen was never gonna last 90 mins. Anyway, the late kick off means it clashes with the 17:45 at Redcar.

Mackems should be 2-0 up here like. Van Der Sar looks shaky as fuck,

What kind of reception does Owen get from the mackems in his capacity as "Used to play for Newcastle but not very well"? That conundrum will make their tiny minds explode. They're booing and singing "Geordie reject"

Other than Berbatov and Evra, it arguably is their strongest XI. This XI just isn't particularly all that good. What's happened to Park, btw? He's having a Korea break.

That toon shirt in the concrete was always going to be a weak spot.

Mackem game kick off delayed till 3:20 due to "unforseen circumstances"

What kind of reception does Owen get from the mackems in his capacity as "Used to play for Newcastle but not very well"?

goals Hopefully he'll finish that run towards the Gallowgate he started last Sunday in time to start the match.

Guthrie and Simpson back in full training, only Harper, Taylor and Gosling out injured - is that some kind of record for us? Can't remember the last time it didn't seem like we had pretty much a full 11 on the treatment table.

I wanted to swap Milner for Nani this week, but I had to use my free transfer to ship out the crocked Konchesky. So I've made Milner captain, seeing as it'll probably jinx him (and because I've got a horrible inevitable feeling he's going to score against us and there's no stand out captain for me this week with Drogba facing Arsenal.)

EARTH-LIKE PLANET ACTUALLY SUNDERLAND-LIKE PLANET HOPES of intelligent life on planet Gliese 581g were dashed yesterday as scientists revealed it is actually a bit like Sunderland. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-&-technology/earth_like-planet-actually-sunderland_like-planet-201010013133/

By the way, the topic reads like Sunderland are playing Derby at a neutral ground for some reason.

Not too hard to work around, for people who want to get pissed, last time I went to the stadium of light I was in a pub with a pint of Stella and a stripper by 6am. Good news for me I guess, I'm at work at 6:30 the day after so it gives me some time to celebrate after and still get my head down early doors.

Still no, 17th is a death sentence and i'd give us zero chance of staying up next season.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6401664,00.html

Oh, wait, I get it, it's Opposite Day. Seems to come earlier every year,

Well, good job I'm not a manager or a pundit, my fantasy and prediction leagues are gonna be a sorry sight tomorrow.

Buried in a barren dent

Sold Bent this week as well, fucks sake

Spurs unlucky as shot is saved? Why's that unlucky? Tipped it onto the crossbar, bounced out, hit him in the back of the heed and just went wide of the post for a corner.