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Problem is, unlike fred, ashley doesn't card about being liked. I think the best weapon we have at the moment is to make it clear we'd slag off any company who bought the naming rights in chants and banners. Why the fuck are mps not doing anything about it? Might lobby a few of those twats.

Saying that i don't want a boycott cos firstly it'd not work and would only be half supported, and secondly my only comeback against plastic tv man u fans who come out with hillarious quips about how we should rename st james 'relegation road' is that those cunts wouldn't get 44,000 against doncaster.

Funny to see liverpool fans having mass protests and kicking off about their owners and seeing how us lot (including me) just seem resigned to our fate. Seems perverse considering our respective positions.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5657729,00.html http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5657545,00.html

Nooooooo!

Easily adapted, let's go for it.

He can have a major say, before they tell him no. "Sorry, I don't like his agent. What about this guy? Went to a strip club with his agent the other week and said I'd see if I could do a deal for him."

The guy's a genuine fuckwit. Even if we had someone who had no care whatsoever about the club and was only serving their own self interests but was competent it wouldn't be as bad. After all, Ashley's fucking himself over as much as anyone else. Even when Shepherd was looking to feed either his bank accounts or his ego that went hand in hand with making sure the club didn't fall into oblivion. We're being dragged along on Ashley's orgy of self-harm.

It's going to be something as humiliating ala the yellow strips, you can see it coming. It'll be some Chinese company called Wang or something, it's got to be.

Not the best track on there, like. Reckon this is my favourite (ignoring the god-awful video) Along with this one, again, only available on youtube with a terrible video accompanying it

Got that on his Best Of album http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPOIy4Kb9M4

No faith in him making the level of investment we need to ensure promotion. My prediction, we'll make the play-offs and then no get through them.

Canisten Combi Crescent.

The thing about the naming thing is that it's completely irreversible. Even if we ever get rid of Ashley, no club nowadays goes from sponsored ground name to "traditional" name, this is Ashley's permanent legacy. Where the fuck are our hooligans? Come on you cunts, it's all very well smashing pub windas and throwing coins, where are you when we actually need some headcases to torch a car or bottle a fatso?

One Nick Griffin chants should do the job And that would then leave with only the Aryan Nation or the KKK as potential new owners in the future. Masterplan! Share the rights with the Black Panthers. Black and White Army!

Need to keep our ear to the ground as to who might be going for the naming rights. ie: Rumours that Ryan Air might be interested on Thursday, "Ryan Air is fucking shit" chants blaring out at St Jame's and on Sky Sports 2 on Saturday. Should be relatively easy to sour any deal by being utter cunts. If that doesn't work, some chants denying the holocaust or singing "There's only one Mira Hindly" might make us unpaletable enough to ensure no brand wants to be associated with us

He can fucking keep his £20 million, it'll just go on buying players as favours to shady agents anyway. Take the money and just fuck off.

Tearing down the St Jame's Park sign on barrack road and re-branding everything everything "THE SPORTS DIRECT STADIUM" of course...

I suggest we make it quite clear that whoever's going to buy the rights is going to endure constant banners and chants about how utterly fucking shit their company, products, staff and services are. Hopefully he's just as shit at sealing this deal as he has been with the sale, although for some reason I don't think that's the case.

I don't get this "off the market" shit. So if someone comes up with £100m now he's going to go "Ah, fuck, if only you'd been here yesterday."? So, which fantastic and respected company is going to come along to have their name associated with this fucking barrow man operation then?

Yeah, could be worse like, we could be those poor scousers, they're having a really hard time of things recently...

Never mind Caster Semenya, I reckon they should gender test Fernando Torres.

Stacks of beach balls all over the pitch with pissed off ground staff snatching them up

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