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The thing about the naming thing is that it's completely irreversible. Even if we ever get rid of Ashley, no club nowadays goes from sponsored ground name to "traditional" name, this is Ashley's permanent legacy. Where the fuck are our hooligans? Come on you cunts, it's all very well smashing pub windas and throwing coins, where are you when we actually need some headcases to torch a car or bottle a fatso?

One Nick Griffin chants should do the job And that would then leave with only the Aryan Nation or the KKK as potential new owners in the future. Masterplan! Share the rights with the Black Panthers. Black and White Army!

Need to keep our ear to the ground as to who might be going for the naming rights. ie: Rumours that Ryan Air might be interested on Thursday, "Ryan Air is fucking shit" chants blaring out at St Jame's and on Sky Sports 2 on Saturday. Should be relatively easy to sour any deal by being utter cunts. If that doesn't work, some chants denying the holocaust or singing "There's only one Mira Hindly" might make us unpaletable enough to ensure no brand wants to be associated with us

He can fucking keep his £20 million, it'll just go on buying players as favours to shady agents anyway. Take the money and just fuck off.

Tearing down the St Jame's Park sign on barrack road and re-branding everything everything "THE SPORTS DIRECT STADIUM" of course...

I suggest we make it quite clear that whoever's going to buy the rights is going to endure constant banners and chants about how utterly fucking shit their company, products, staff and services are. Hopefully he's just as shit at sealing this deal as he has been with the sale, although for some reason I don't think that's the case.

I don't get this "off the market" shit. So if someone comes up with £100m now he's going to go "Ah, fuck, if only you'd been here yesterday."? So, which fantastic and respected company is going to come along to have their name associated with this fucking barrow man operation then?

Yeah, could be worse like, we could be those poor scousers, they're having a really hard time of things recently...

Never mind Caster Semenya, I reckon they should gender test Fernando Torres.

Stacks of beach balls all over the pitch with pissed off ground staff snatching them up

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Are you the bloke from Back to the Future? Oh all right, I was on my mobile and didn't read the title properly

Ranger was livid when he beat a few men and took it down the left of the box, held it up and no cunt wanted it. Carol and someone else were claiming 'we were there' when he asked where they were. Were they fuck.

Nearly 44,000 was it? The sneering armchair cunts who were gloating on the internet about us getting 20k crowds this season can eat a fucking cock, reprehensible little herberts,

Think i hugged my dad so hard i nearly broke his ribs. What the fuck was the sending off, mistaken identity or just a baffling decision? Was it for placing hands round the neck? Fuck knaas.

Harewood booed off, attendance just announced as over 43,000

How much is this fat prick going to ask for us in league one? How is he allowed to sit in the middle of st james's? Why is he still not on fire?

Wish ashley had chosen to sit in level 7 instead of in the middle of the doncaster fans who've ended up in the corporate seats. He'd be getting torn apart in about 5 minutes time.

What a lovely sight opposite me, the middle section of the milburn with the fat white blob of ashley in the middle and the rest of the block taken up by fucking doncaster fans (!) who suddenly produced red and white scarves and celebrated when they scored. Why did they move those bond holders from there again?

Had a dream last night that I got a Christmas card from Peter Lovenkrands. Was gutted when I woke up. It had M&S vouchers in it and everything.

Wonder what would happen if Hughton turned the job down.

Woolford used to play for York i recall. I'm starting to have troubling revenge fantasies about ashley, things like leaflets with his address and phone number being thrown around outside the ground or being rushed in his seat in the milburn by hoolies and dragged on to the pitch.

Craven. I mean, Carver.

Hope he bails immediately and turns the offer down.