BlueStar

Reminds me of the really cheap and cheesy 80s kits that allowed you to zap people with 50,000 volts by touching them after you pulled it over your head.

For "made aware" read "Had the red controrted face of Rooney and his teammates screaming at him from 2 inches away"

Wouldn't make much difference though, if he's have blown for that then Taylor wouldn't have made the tackle just after which he got his booking for.

Metro did it as well, they spun the story as "Nasty Steven Taylor was mean to Ronaldo but got his just deserts at the end because he gave away the winning goal hahaha"

And yet he was the best player on the pitch according to the Official Fantasy League, getting a maximum 3 bonus points

What's it say on that t-shirt? Christian Fucking?

Thanks for telling me 4 minutes after the Fantasy Football transfer window closed

Might have looked better on some flamboyant galacticos than it did on Lee Hughes

Was horrified and baffled yesterday when I saw Oldham playing Leeds at home in this http://www.oldhamathletic.co.uk/javaImages/b3/5d/0,,10337~5332403,00.jpg Was it a new away kit? What the hell are they thinking? Surely it's not their new home colours? But if not why are they wearing it at home, especially against Leeds who don't clash with their blue kit anyway? Turns out it was a one off for breast cancer awareness though so I'll let them off

Because to Man U it's just another trophy and one they don't particularly give a fuck about, whereas it would give Spurs something to crow about and give them a much needed boost when they're our bedfellows at the wrong end of the table.

We have to keep him in charge though, if we appoint someone else then we won't be able to get Joe back!

I suppose that's what you call a like-for-like substitution

Sigh.

Is there anywhere Invicta still posts on, football-wise, or has he been banned from everywhere?

Typical example of this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc

Reckon if he hadn't made it through the operation they'd have had him stuffed and kept him as manager as well.

What's this "constant noise" she's talking about at the Riverside anyway? Hope she never sees the Milan derby on telly, she'll have a fucking stroke.

Only plus point is that the media are largely ignoring us so we might keep him a secret. Articles still talk about Nick Butt being our best player, probably because he's one of the only names on the teamsheet they recognise and they haven't watched him play for the last 3 years.

Next time we're at the Riverside we should do our bit for safety and give them a chorus of Sit down, shut up, sit down, shut up."

Arteta out for season with ruptured knee ligament.

Owes us lot an apology as well like

Fucking pathetic yesterday. Can we please put to bed this notion of "Aw, at least he always does his best, gives 100% etc etc"? He plays with less heart than the likes of Owen and N'Zogbia. He doesn't jump to get the ball, he just jumps to go through the motions. He jogs in the general direction of the ball but he doesn't fucking want it. When he does get the ball he doesn't seem to see it as an opportunity, but as an inconvinence. People talk about his lack of skill, that's academic. We don't know if he fucking has any skill or not because the bigger problem is that he doesn't give a shit. Someone's thundering down the wing looking to put it in the box and he's not going "Right, let's fucking have it" he's going "Ah, fucking hell, are we attacking again? Better jog up this way a bit. How long's left? Another 20 minutes? Fucking hell, could do with a pint." You'd think he didn't want to be here and was having a sluk.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_4954544,00.html

I remember the "guest pie" was lamb and mint for about 3 years, talk about out staying your welcome.

Fucking hell, don't tell me St James is ahad as well!