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Rather we got Larrson than Lennon to be honest.

SSN, SWP, SJP, he'll probably end up in the SPL at this rate.

Short answer, because he's a bellend. Long answer, because he wanted the Number 10 shirt but some other guy already has it. I'm surprised they even had a plus sign to put on, unless it's an X turned on its side. Zamorano used to have 1+8 on his back at Inter as well, so maybe it's a tribute to that.

really??? 27? Born 25 October 1981. 26 then and 10 months. Nearing the end of his 27th year

He's still got a lot to learn about English football. The correct response is to tell the manager to fuck right off, throw your boots against the wall, demand to play in your preferred position and then pretend you're injured.

I'm actually pretty gutted about this, he's always been a favourite of mine. Why now though? Someone like Villa or Liverpool watched his performance against Coventry and tapped him up over night? Told by the board to hand one in so they can justify selling him? Players told after the game we're signing someone he thinks is going to take his place in the starting line up? Haven't read the thread like, sure some of these conspiracy theories have been made already.

How the fuck did Sky Sports put Milner's goal down as an own goal by the way? At first they didn't even know who to credit the 'own goal' to and just put it down as "Coventry (og) 38" At one point one of the commentators said "But again Coventry come up against the immovable force of Coloccini" I wonder what happens when an immovable force comes up against an unstoppable object. Not much I imagine.

Fuck off Coventry - "You're not singing any more" ey? Well your lot were utter fucking dirge for 98.7% of the game and you didn't deserve extra time, never mind the tie. Beye was uncharacteristically shit today however, but James Milner rewarded my unwavering faith in him by pulling and amazing performance out of his beer-can sized cock and splurging it all over Chris Coleman's stupid Welsh face.

Would be funny like, especially if they take it seriously and we see a similar outrage to when we got Owen (ie, how dare a half decent player potentially go to a club outside the top four, who the hell do xxxx think they are wanting to buy/hold on to a player who could be on Man U's bench, what a waste of talent it would be to have xxxxx playing for xxxxxx)

Shevchenko looks eerily like Bob Mortimer on the clip the BBC are using of him today.

Not really a smlie, but sommat for Roy Keane http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/dogcafe-copy.jpg?w=500&h=375

They'd run out of gin last time I was there Like that as a pre-match pub because you can look out the window down at the momument, which seems to be a magnet for hilarious mental folk. Watching a tramp dance to a peruvian band is always good entertainment on a saturday morning.

Why so serious? Aye, might have to wait till after the match I think!

Hmm, tried my home postcode, old postcode and nufc99 all in uppercase or lowercase and just get "This service is currently unavailable. Please try again at a later time. "

Can't sign up to this online box office thing. Try to register and it says my details are already on the system, says if I have a membership number but not a password I should just type in my membership number in the "I forgot my password" bit but if I do that it says it's not recognised and to key it in again. EDIT: Didn't read any of the bumph I got with my ticket, was there a password on that or something?

You could incorporate other sports too. http://i38.tinypic.com/258xnv7.jpg TIGER UPPERCUT!

Every time I see this thread title I hear Johnny-5 singing "Habib kick your ass, Habib kick your face, Habib kick your balls into outer spaaaaace."

Thank fuck for that, mine's here.

Quality change Bernd Schneider for Cantona and I'll be signing that. Jonas can, Jonas can, Do what ever a Cantona can, Can he score? Pick that out, We got the c*** for next to nowt... Cantona totally doesnt fit in with the tune man!! Just realised why, he's thinking of the spider-pig version

Wont find out if mine's there till I get back from work at 9pm

Since the swipe cards the east stand has been a nightmare to get in anyway, dunno if the new fangled technology confusing the auld gadgies or what.

They'd better put it through the door or leave it at a neighbour's, no fucking way will I be able to get to some depot on a godforsaken industrial estate before Saturday - I'm working 10 hour shfits and I've got nee car. Plus imagine what the queues will be like at the courior office on Saturday morning. Yeah, took me all fucking day to get through to the box office two months ago, sure I'll be able to contact them now. Unsurprisingly I fucking work, that's how I can afford to give you useless softcocks the cash for my ticket, hence I'm not going to be able to pick it up before Saturday. And how the fuck am I supposed to know if my ticket's not going to be there before Saturday until it's fucking Saturday? 600 fucking quid and they can't even send the cards out on time, there were no technical problems when it came to taking the fucking money out my account was there? Useless cunts. EDIT: Reading the new posts I really fucking hope it's on my doormat when I get home!

Isn't it called building a rapport with the fans? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_4017193,00.html

Jonas can, Jonas can, Do what ever Bernd Schneider can, Can he score? Pick that out, We got the cunt for next to nowt...