BlueStar

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=407796

For all his weaknesses, he can't half control a ball. Something comes flying at him hoofed from god knows where and within a second of him touching it it's on the deck, dead. And he's fully confident he can keep a hold of it until the ball's there to play.

Fucking get IN. Had two lucky omens today, firstly a guy with log grey hair, a beard and starey bulging eyes, looking like a cross between Charles Manson and a castaway storming away from the ground before the match screaming "DON'T FUCKING BOTHER, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING WANKERS" in a pristine toon top and also a guy standing next to me at the urinals 5 minute before kick off dropping his wallet directly into my stream of piss.

Looks like it's gonna crack and peel the first time you wash it

The first picture of him looks like he's auditioning for Resident Evil 5.

From the Sky Sports live commentary Chris Foy's an Everton fan you fucking planks.

Villa shipping lots of goals is good news, Fulham scoring those goals isn't.

Villa getting tonked by Fulham is excellent news for us. Unfortunately, Fulham tonking Villa isn't.

Encountered a mackem on the metro last night and said "Hear your lot are getting tickets for the Fulham game then" and he said "Oh, nar, that's not happening any more."

Just seen it. :lol: Class. Remember him getting sent off for decking a physio?

Fucking feels like it, I choose ice hockey.

http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/xisco-gay-2.jpg Can we please nickname him San Fran, in the same way Habib Baye is known in the dressing room as Whitley?

No-one's cared about Oasis for a decade now and their current albums are to their first two what Paul McCartney's solo albums are to Abbey Road. I guess if their music can't get them on the radio they need something!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8036367.stm Fucking hell, what would he have done if he was a toon fan?

As for a ten second time limit or whatever, our team are already fucking knackered as it is, imagine how it would be if every time there was a free kick for offside or a throw in they had to sprint back into position within 10 seconds or risk wasting the set piece.

The longer I go without seeing us play, the more optimistic I get. Then all that comes crashing down on a match day. I could probably plot it on a graph.

I am a bit disappointed to be honest, and I don't like saying that because it gives the impression I was expecting great shakes like some gurning mong on SSN. Wasn't expecting Shearer to come in and turn water into wine, shit players into Messi, hit the ground running as a fully formed master tactician or anything, but I did expect to see the players more motivated than they were under our previous bunch and I can't say I've seen even the slightest improvement in that. Didn't mind if he got the tactics or team selections wrong (Which I don't think he has) but just wanted the team to look like they had a bit of spark, a bit of belief, drive and desire, to look like they were enjoying playing football under a guy like Shearer. And they don't, they look just as disinterested as they did under the previous nobodies who were in the dug-out. But then maybe that says more about the players than it does about the manager.

What do Villa need a win for, now it's impossible for them to catch Arsenal for 4th?

Match would last hours on end. no it wouldn't and it would make any time wasting pointless. Would also make hurrying up and taking set pieces quickly when there's not long left in the half and you're chasing the game pointless. Might as well choose the best player to take and receive the throw in, move them rigth across the pitch into position, get all your strikers etc in the right position first. If the ball's in play less than 60 minutes of a 90 minute game then to get a full 90 minutes of in-play football the games are going to have to finish a good 2 and a half hours after kick off. Not to mention the fact it would make the length of games unpredictable which would be a nightmare for things like early saturday kick offs where they'd have to move it early enough that they know it definitely won't still be going on when the 3pm kick offs come around. Would also discourage terrestrial channels from showing football and throwing their schedules into chaos.

Not true, dung is used along with mud to make the walls of huts in some communities in Kenya.

I said earlier that would be the sickener, all the results we needed to rely on to go our way and still be completely unable to nudge up out of the relegation zone.

They won't need to unless us, Boro and/or Hull can start scoring goals.

Everton 2-0 was my banker in the I Know The Score league, 90 points

Gerrin

Or the positives of dying? Well I suppose you don't have to work anymore, no more bills to pay, you don't have to worry about getting old. It's all good. That's me convinced!