BlueStar

Would be stupid to offer him more - anything above that is too much of a gamble considering there's no assurance that his glass legs will still be attached to his body in three years time. Better to splash out and try and keep him though than lose him for next to nowt and have to try and find a replacement,.

Where'd you get that one from, Robinson's marmalade? An early Martins attempt in this thread. Haha, actually back home on this monitor it doesn't look as bad, think the contrast must be shot on the other one because it made it look jet-black and like a bit of a slur

Well, at least Ashley downed a pint...

Ashton I reckon.

I care... Who scored and who got the assist?

This thread... I was actually going to suggest takng along some of those giant inflatable bananas to a game, but then I realised if the press saw us all waving bananas at Nile Ranger they'd have a fucking field day.

Because he's bent like a cucumber.

We've scored more goals against you lot over the last few seasons than every other club in the league put together. That's a fact, you can look that up. I wouldn't get too cocky. put together? wouldn't that mean we'd scored over half of the goals they'd conceded over the last 2 years? Nar, man, don't be daft. I mean we've scored more goals against Spurs than we've scored against all other clubs put together over the last few seasons.

We've scored more goals against you lot over the last few seasons than every other club in the league put together. That's a fact, you can look that up. I wouldn't get too cocky.

Glory-glory They're also quoting posts from toontastic over there

Guy on Footy Focus says very gravely that although we may make some signings, it might not just be players coming in, he understands we might be hit with losing Alan Smith before the transfer window closes on top of losing Milner. Oh, and he hopes they throw the book at Barton. Yeah, thanks for your opinion on that, not that anyone asked for it.

Stelling not happy

Home to Spurs

Boro get Man U away

Where'd you get that one from, Robinson's marmalade?

But if you're here... Who's guarding the bridge?

He's gonna fool them with a banana shot that actually goes straight in the top corner like an arrow.

Quotes are cheap - let's not count our chickens, ey.

If you think about it as £8m + Milner it sounds a lot better

How much of that £12m do we get, with this supposed sell-on clause?

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_4063725,00.html

He's got a mackem mate who's not very bright, thinks they're going to become the dominant team in the north east and is eagerly awaiting their own 'wow' signing. Don't we all....

Come on Andy Cole, I'd love to be able to sing his name at the SoL

Duppy mannnnn

Uh-huh, a future unknown leftback of theirs is better than N'Zogbia, hmm.