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Sadly, yes they did.

When does Keegan 'Get his own way' though - next January?

Lads outside St Jame's downing bottles of Diamond White and spraying it on each other like champagne :lol:

Haha, Sky presenters look fucking gutted.

Did SSN just say "Oh, they've not sacked him. That must mean he's walked out." Presenter was stuck for words there, been saying "Stay with us for confirmation Keegan has been sacked" Just said "Join us for c... uh... new about what exactly is happening at St James Park" over pictures of crying Geordies from the 90s.

I've seen us in more shit than this before

I knew it was some kind of spelling catastrophy It's a silent "U." Most people don't know about it. It's like 'guesstimate', it's a cross between a boycott and a walkout.

I knew it was some kind of spelling catastrophy

ITK text message from someone who, as far as I'm aware, has no contacts in the club whatsoever but here it is anyway, for your amusement

How come, does he need an 8th of resin and a bite of a steak bake to get over it?

I'll be there, it's a good excuse for all-day drinking

We've yet again ended up looking for a manager just after a transfer window an all. Fucks sake. What I wouldn't give for a surprise announcement that Wise and Jiminez had been given the boot instead.

Fuck all going on when I went past, a few bored looking photographers with their cameras in cases leaning against the wall and some charvas milling around, browsing the club shop, playfighting with their charva lass... Didn't seem like a riot was going to break out any time soon.

Daft little radgies. I've got to walk past them all in an hour.

Oh fucking hell, the SJP mob have used the SSN break to have an arts and crafts session.

Don't Gokk?

Well exactly. Still in the middle of planning away trip and wouldn't return my season ticket for the cash even if I could.

Oh come on, we know the media spout bollocks but this is more than just a line in the BBC gossip column.

Hope we fucking hump Hull.

Ashley must have lost his fucking mind, the value of this club must be falling through the floor. If he keeps this up he'll be torching his mansion and disappearing in a canoe.

Nailed on really, isn't it.

Got to go to work soon. Looking forward to getting back and indulging in a self-destructive spiral of gin and internet gambling.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/manchester_city/c/1065057_blues_eye_stunning_ronaldo_bid Get to fuck man

Been the SSN ticker for hours now Yeah, but Setanta were until now reporting he hadn't left, which was a small glimmer of hope.

A lot of speculative money on David Moyes, was at 33/1 and now at about 7/1