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Giving Roy Keane some shit down at Ipswich

Ferdinand and Melbranque both broken in the first 3 minutes, our luck's rubbing off EDIT: Ferdinand's back on and I think Melbranque might just be getting stitches actually. Only half watching with the sound off.

Really didn't think I would feel any more dispondent than I did already after a 3-0 loss at Anfield but somehow I do. Maybe it was the first 5 minutes where we looked a bit like a Premiership side or maybe it's just that every 90 minutes I see us play ingrains deeper just how grim our situation is.

Shearer's blanked him on the way off by the looks of it.

Barton sent off. Fucking great.

Usually drink, usually dance, Ryan Bable.

Sky Sports have told Phil Dowd that Benayoun was off-side for their first. Won't make any difference to us, but should a team have a greivance about that, if the ref goes out for the second half thinking he's wrongly given a goal against one of the teams?

Worrying thing is that you wonder how many of them are looking at their inevitable sale if we go down and how that would affect their career as opposed to staying up and scrapping around the relegation zone with this bunch of no-hopers again.

Not too bad, only 2-0. Those 90 minutes seemed to go surprisingly quickly. Gonna get some work done now.

Should have been 3 already at least

"The Geordie fans have been silenced, not so for the Liverpool fans" Must be singing "You stole my stereo" at themselves then.

Let's hope they take their foot off the gas and let us coast meekly to a 3-0

Thought I might have jinxed Kuyt by making him my fantasy captain, obviously not.

Just like their players, Liverpool fans only turn up and put a shift in if they're playing Man U or Real Madrid. Which is why they can win the Champions League but not be the Champions of the League.

yes, probably very good game with no points for us. Well exactly, the problem we find ourselves in is that we can put in a really good performance against man U and (for the first half) Arsenal and still come away with fuck all, then go put in a mediocre shift against fucking Hull. I'd prefer it if we kept our disinterested and lackluster performances for the top 4 or 6 and played with a rocket up our arse against the rest of the league instead of the other way around. But hopefully even if we come away with nowt from this we can keep this form up for the rest of the game and into the remainign fixtures.

Cavalieri, Dossena, Babel, Lucas, Ngog, El Zhar, Skrtel. http://pokemonelite2000.com/pictures/anime/anime007.jpg "Skrtel, Skrtel, Skrtel"

Nar, Owen probably asked to be dropped just in case the ball accidently bounced in the net off his arse and he ended Liverpool's title hopes.

fyp Be on the look out for him going over to his favourite spot to take a free kick from and throwing himself to the ground screaming injustice as usual, in spite of the fact they could easily beat us by just knocking in a few goals from open play anway.

You know what would be a right pisser, if all these results keep going our way like they have done over the last two weeks and we still can't fucking get out of the drop zone.

"You're going down with the Shearer" from Boro by the sounds of it as well. Have they not got enough to worry about? It's like when that article said mackems are singing "In the coca/coca cola, you will play Doncaster Rovers" and I thought "Who the fuck to? Just regardless of who they're playing? In the general direction of Newcastle? On the metro?" Maybe they should concentrate on singing about their own club or at least slagging off the opposition rather than sitting second bottom delighted that we're heading down too.

Do Boro do pigbag after just having a shot now? Guess if they only do it when they get a goal they might forget the lyrics.

Some of the comments in that article boyo says: March 15, 2009 at 10:11 pm heez not!!… av seen him scorin with a lass b4 … he grabbed her tit aswel lol Sipimbino says: April 7, 2009 at 10:27 pm Then the faggot will have to be kicked out of football because this battyman business is sickening. Raj says: April 21, 2009 at 10:58 pm shearer only became manager so he cud bum him

Morale-sapping 4-0 humping please Man U reserves, kthx

Get in! Makes such a nice change supporting the team that's more likely to win, must be nice to do that most weeks...

Fucking about with collars. Since Cantona did it you had to show how special you were by by either turning up or ripping off your collar, as if it acted like a spoiler or something and helped you run faster.