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Freddy Shepherd's position became untenable every other week, didn't mean we got rid of him. Got to ring the box office today to set up my password so I can get West Ham tickets, I'll ask if I can speak to Kev while I'm on.

It's OK, Keegan can't be pissed off, people were telling us on here through forced grins last night the transfer window was all roses and the only reason people were feeling put out was because we missed out on Robinho and Berbatov.

Feels like we're treading water. We're not alone in that, but some of our peers are moving forward.

0046: "I guess that still leaves Spurs a striker short... the Owen rumours were rubbish?" Oh well, could have been worse. Fuck of Spurs.

I don't care if we've not signed Robinho, I care that our squad is piss thin and we now start the game of hanging on until next transfer window already.

If it's just Sisqó and that Dorito bloke on loan then I'll feel justified in being completely underwhelmed.

Made me paranoid too. At least it wasn't a chinese gentleman with an unfeasbly large member again.

What the fuck's going on with all the dorty porno talk on the NO main page, or is it just me that can see that

ALRITE M8 ITS KK WE R GTIN BRBATOV ON A 3YR DEAL Shit, my phone is on silent Ashley just sent me that gif of Keane wanking his dog. Wouldn't mind but I saw it months ago and this is costing me £3 a text

If I wasn't at work till 1am, I'd go to bed... Or the pub.

Makes our rent-a-quote mongs look like Oscar Wilde

There's a rainbow over St Jame's Park.

Malouda might be OK at the right price - I wouldn't break the bank for him like, he's older than I am.

Who should we be aiming for next transfer window then....

Ferguson has one of those cars from M.A.S.K

Paper talk said he'd warned Newcastle that if we didn't want him Postsmouth would snap him up. Hope loads of Man Yoo fans up and down the country get all excited when they turn on SSN and see the ticker scroll across "TOTTENHAM HAVE ACCEPTED A BID FOR DIMITAR BERBATOV FROM MANCHEST..."

Maybe it's... What was that one that caused offence in some other league? "People from Liverpool have tuberculosis"? EDIT: Yeah, that was it http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/aug/05/internazionale.napoli

Apparently the commentators on 5 Live have mentioned a banner at Villa Park that they 'cant read out' any ideas what that might be then?

You're allowed to include away fans not taking their seats up as being a lack of home support apparently. How many seats have they allocated City like, 20,000?

Dribs and drabs of red and white behind it as far as I can see at the moment.

Yeah, not a soul behind the goal like, to think they take the piss when we have 41,000 against Bolton.

whats happening!? Not happy with free kicks not being given and he's fucking screaming at the fourth official, going proper beetroot. Thought he was going to get sent to the stands. They're one nowt down now as well, watch the post match interviews and see if Roy comes out with comments that league will ask him to 'explain'.

Haha, Roy Keane losing his rag and going off it

More chance of him riding into training on Shergar.