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Is this bollocks? Doesn't give Villa much of an incentive to beat Man City if not

Been cursing myself for not putting Bruno on last scorer instead of first until I remembered own goals don't count

Wasn't he a snide racist twat about some east asian fellas trying to fix a TV or am I thinking about someone else?

The Sun or possibly the News of the World came out with "They call him Wor Blackie" and just like when they said of Ginola "The man the Geordies call Frog on the Tyne" it wasn't anything I'd heard any Newcastle fan say and seemed to be just some "clever" thing london journalists had made up and put in our mouths. Reminds me of another jounro "Wouldn't it be so funny if" presented as reality, with stories claiming whever Emma Watson answered a question in class other students wou;d shout out "Ten points to Gryffindor" to hysterical laughter, which unsurprisingly turned out to be entirely invented. Or the wresting where Michael Cole does this painfully contrived "The WWE Universe is calling him..." (insert nickname Vince McMahon came up with, copyrighted last week and wants the fans to call this guy.)

Tory MPs up in arms about it, the same party where their home secretary supported the "right" of fans to boo the taking of the knee.

He looks like that famer who organises Glastonbury

Man United on +1 goal difference, could easily finish the season in the negative.

Because cats eat magpies.

These lot sponsored by Fendi now?

So letting off fireworks right next to the Chelsea hotel all night worked then.

Going off topic here but.. https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-61260066

It's BBC Pidgin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_News_Pidgin makes some articles incredible https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

Oldham getting relegated as it stands and kicking off

Doesn't seem excessively loud from the back of the East Stand, our speakers are probably so old and shit they have to deafen the other stands so it reaches us.

Ref is from Hartlepool and it's only his second Premier League game.

Smilie material

For a split second he's about to whip his pants off as well as his shirt

Even more so that he fell on a nun.