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Elton, surely.

All these third kits and European kits and needing to have a patch on the back of striped kits, but you can have light blue vs dark blue and that's not a clash?

If you've taken over a company Ashley ran for 14 years there must be an absolute treasure trove of dirt and dodgy dealings within the records you've inherited, surprised he's not trying to keep them sweet as possible.

Prolly Giggs, don't care

Old bloke over my back fence has always had a Man U shirt on his washing line, but was pottering round his garden in an "NUFC" bobble hat today. Glory hunting cunt.

Unfortunately for that lad, those masks work on the assumption that you have eyes and a mouth which are a enough of a vague approximation of a normal human being to make it difficult to differentiate you from another suspect based on those alone.

Don't forget the lad that nearly ended up a marraplegic by diving head first into about six inches of water in a fountain.

He'd be a natural selection.

Must be using the same social media team as Michael Owen.

And the radge happy hardcore mix of Mike and the Mechanics when he CD skipped at half time.

Whinging at the fucking ref more like

Imagine buying your wife a jpg of a shit monkey for Christmas

I can't get over the fucking brass neck of the six clubs that risked the collapse of the entire competition by secretly conspiring to fuck off to a European Super League together for a load of cash wringing their hands and being all concerned we might "destabilise the league" by spending a similar amount of money to them on players.

Did the Poznan as well. Logic must go "The thing I would hate most is if the opposing fans were singing Newcastle songs, so..."

Oh god, it's a thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Stewart_(footballer,_born_1996)

Seems like he didn't make it. ?

Yeah, woman in front tried to show her pass and got "That's nowt to do wi' me pet". Bit of a joke

Anyone else see the poor fella flat on his back with his shirt off outside the club shop near the Strawberry, with a load of paramedics doing chest compressions on him? Didn't look good at all ?

Anyone heard much about queues and delays getting in to matches at other grounds this week due to having to show covid passes? Everything moves really slowly in the East Stand anyway because the average age is like 74, so I'm wondering how early I'll have to get there to get in for kick off.