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Took me four views to see the guy with his arse out, and eight to see he's swinging his pants round his head.

Oh no, they've cancelled bell nonce.

Could start with Kane as he has an easier first fixture on paper and change later, but that assumes that after two games you don't also have like 4 changes you wan t to make elsewhere as well.

Wonder if many people will get Jizz on the back of their shirt

In terms of replica kits, apparently two Newcastle fans who'd managed to get their hands on some shirts before the 74 final were some of the first seen in a stadium wearing strips https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/history/adults-began-wear-replica-football-15888886

Playing up to the fewm

Don't forget the "Friendship Cup" they have with Norwich each time they play that my Norwich supporting mate has never heard of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship_Trophy

Unrelated, I like the fact they call us the Mags, wish supporters of other clubs did as well but its mostly just us and them.

Literally this

Lots of Mackems on RTG and Twitter claiming they personally filled him in after the match

You've got adults for a tenor, kids for free...

3 weeks exactly

Mine was the home shirt I should specify. I'd be surprised if there was any difference in any shirt you get from DHG, usually all the sellers have the same supplier.

Got my DHG top today and looks good - as others have mentioned the badge is in the style of the shirts the players wear, on there as a patch with a white border rather than the embroiderered crest you get on the replica.

Full black n white specs on for me in this early draft

And, y'know, consent.

WTF? Is he kicking it away in celebration prematurely or what?

Is there anyone so far without Bruno in their team?

Wondered why Paul Scholes is trending, and it's because someone on Love Island sucked Michael Owen's daughter's toes.

What specific personality disorder does he have, or is it a mixture?