BlueStar

He's come a long way since his time as Calvin on Eddie Murphy claymation series the PJs.

Manager of the fucking month, what month, Cuntober?

Can Covid be transmitted through the medium of a hoyed cabbage? Don't want anyone at the Sheffield match to fall foul of restrictions

Yeah, might want a Castoren guarantee.

"So for the home shirt I was thinking... Right, hear me out, did you ever know a rich kid on your block who had one of those overpriced add-ons for the Mega Drive with a CD drive or a extra cartridge slot, where on Sonic you got like a shit pseudo-3D bonus stage?" "Got you fam"

Levante on winning eight points against Madrid, Atlético, and Barcelona this season: "No wonder they didn't invite us to the Super League"

It's the verified account of KFC Spain. Although apparently that stereotype isn't really a thing there? Although I struggle to believe any Internet savvy social media manager hasn't encountered it.

Hmm

Bin Salman's great, great grandson takes over the Newcastle Nukes Rollerball team as they fight for victory and indeed their very lives competing in the hyper-violent hi-tech sport of a dystopian future.

Looks like a Roma top

I like an underdog Lucky 15, few of them come up and you get a decent amount or a tempting cashout, and you also get the lottery style hope of a massive win. Of course you also have the fun of losing 15 quid,

Really should cash out but I'm far too stupid.

Got Willock to score 2 or more at 150/1

Match thread now pls

"Newcastle doing well at the bottom of the table" is a sentence that sums this club up.

Leicester City: Schmeichel, Fofana, Soyuncu, Evans, Pereira, Tielemans, Ndidi, Castagne, Maddison, Iheanacho, Vardy. Subs: Ward, Amartey, Thomas, Mendy, Choudhury, Praet, Albrighton, Ünder, Pérez. NUFC: Dubravka, Krafth, Fernandez, Dummett, Murphy, Shelvey, Willock, Almiron, Ritchie, Saint-Maximin, Wilson. Subs: Gillespie, Manquillo, Clark, Lewis, Hendrick, Sean Longstaff, Joelinton, Gayle, Carroll. Referee: Darren England (Doncaster) Attendance: 00,000 Current score: 2-4 22' Willock 34' Dummett 64', 74' Wilson 80' Albrighton 87' Iheanacho Booked: Krafth Iheanacho Sent off: Post-match reaction can be found from here Television coverage: Sky Sports Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/ Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED.

BlueStar will watch with interest.

The bit about Newcastle fans deserving a decent club?

Yeah, it wouldn't help when they'd be subject to the same tests after promotion, which would definitely be subject of scrutiny given the history of it. Although has there ever been even any suggestion that any team promoted to the premier league might have an O&D issue with their owner? Seems like everyone else just gets rubber stamped and waved through.

I think the three women have been arrested as well, so seems they were participating in the "extreme fantasies" talk and abuse photo swapping

Even if you think you're on strong legal footing, what the fuck are the remaining clubs staying involved with it for? It was apparently worth the reputational damage because of the money, but there's no money in it any more, is there? Like nobody's going to subscribe o watch AC Milan play Juventus 6 times to see who comes top of a four team league.

"He’s shown throughout his career that he’s an excellent manager.’" Fucking... What could possibly be more wrong that this? "if Oscar Pistorious has shown one thing through his career it's that he has a full and complete set of human limbs" would only tie with it.