Aye, putting aside the whole wife with cancer issue, I'm not sure how he's managed to pull that.
Aye as much as I can call him an abhorrent human being, which he seems to be, I have no idea what it's like to be a 59 year old man who can pull fit 27 year old lawyers. In fact I have no idea what it's like to be a 26 year old man who can pull 27 year old fit lawyers.
Going to strap mountains of pubes to my fingers when out on the hoy tonight.