thomas

iirc opinion seemed split on whether he was competent but criminally underused or actual garbage brought to life and handed a footballing contract.

helps his street cred come transfer negotiation time. teardrop tattoo coming up.

Craig Hope's patter: So what did they arrest him for? A nice cup of tea? Eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal.

Reading it in this context 'The Club' just sounds like a nickname Lee somehow picked up in jail in the last 10 hours "The Club is absolutely innocent and he has the full backing of Mike Ashley."

They've also got a separate thread where they're trying to come up with a song about it. christ

fans: "There's no chance we'll get docked points." announcer: "Actually there was."

Weird, almost as if he's a cunt.

Luckiest little scrote on earth, fell into a job he never deserved, gets pinched trying to squeeze out a few more £k on the sly, the greedy fucker. I mean, innocent until proven guilty and all that, but I don't think it's too early to start discussing selection for the firing squad.

Nufc, a real life soap opera. Back in the prem 5 minutes and the shit begins to fly. It's insane. Expect Rafa to sign an extension on Thursday and wild boars to decimate the U-18s on Friday.

what fresh hell is this

Ryder such a relentlessly thick cunt. how in gods name is that sweaty mess still employed

That's fucking adorable

this turd is finally flushed

Costa is cool and good.

He's enragingly shit. What more can or needs to be said about him anymore? Has to be the first out the door so I can begin to forget he ever existed.

I'm going home

I'm not fuckin joking. easy there bigfella. i share the sentiment

He's absolutely shite His shiteness is soul destroying to Ando though so as long as it doesn't actually lead to a goal i'm good with it.

Could be one or the other tbh. I don't know why it's a joint bid at all.

I mean, they were up 3-0 at halftime for a reason. The complete failure to cope with Rafa's change to 3-5-2 until it was too late was shocking given the quality of their XI / manager though.

You've gotten my post spectacularly wrong if that's your reading. I don't know how to help you.

Down with this sort of thing. You see, Deuce, errors don't need corrected or reviewed immediately. They're there to be enjoyed. Cherished. Savoured. Had we not won, had that colossal fuck up resulted in a draw or loss, it would have been a victory for the human element - nay, all of humanity. The X factor of mankind, gorgeous and terrible and flawed as it is, it's that unpredictability that makes the sport truly great. That makes life worth living. And you want to take it away? Monster. .... but he saw exactly what happened, he just didn't know the rule. Or does he get a video review of the rule book? It's a broader point about any kind of immediate off-field review. Granted, the possibility exists someone in the booth could get it wrong too. But that's where the robots come in.

Down with this sort of thing. You see, Deuce, errors don't need corrected or reviewed immediately. They're there to be enjoyed. Cherished. Savoured. Had we not won, had that colossal fuck up resulted in a draw or loss, it would have been a victory for the human element - nay, all of humanity. The X factor of mankind, gorgeous and terrible and flawed as it is, it's that unpredictability that makes the sport truly great. That makes life worth living. And you want to take it away? Monster.