thomas

irrationally angry over it tbh. it's the fucking root word. minging should not be meeng-ing, but minge-ing. minger should absolutely rhyme with ginger, not singer. fucks sake.

huh. ~1:10 TIL minging rings with pinging. i thought it rhymed with hinging

hitting unreal levels of turgidity here. cunts don't get a bullshit pen and then immediately get dunked on.

gorgeous. absolutely fucking gorgeous

club chaplain has just been ushered in, heard last rites are to be administered as a precaution. Hang in there Edward.

I feel like I saw a mirror version of Tonali's goal from the left hand side many many years ago by hasselbaink when he was at chelsea, does that ring any bells for anyone else? (it's also possible microplastics have ruined my brain)

We don't half love a body check do we

Ashamed to say it's taken me almost 80 minutes and seeing his jersey to realize it's "Lewis-Potter" and not "Louis Potter" and the commentator wasn't just saying his full name for fun every time.

hope that got it out of your system murph

feels like the kind of bullshit-ending-to-the-half-goal we gave up every other game from ~ 2005-2022, rafa era excluded. If I'm a brentford fan I'm just shaking my head in disbelief.

rafa patched up all the holes and made us (barely) seaworthy again.bruce actively punched new holes in the hull, undoing rafa's work and had us sinking rapidly "well the league position was similar so basically the same"

"the world is full of foreigners" sounds like something out of Karl's diary

If I'm ever lucky enough to say something as hilarious as " 'how's the bacon' didya say?", even on accident, then I hope I would have the good grace to roll with it when it gets memed

this person, and someone else a few rows back also in black sleeves, was also watching whatever shay was and goes early. my working theory is they know ref body language better than most and could tell he was going for the whistle well before it got to his lips, based on time of game etc.

spurs trying to sneak in

tbh I've kind of lost track of time since the full time whistle. What the fuck? Is it Wednesday already? I reckon if that's the state some random yank an ocean away is in, then I can't even imagine the buzz about the toon for the foreseeable future

Anyone else have the long running fantasy of hitting the lotto, investing wisely and turning it to billions, then buying the club and finally winning a trophy? I'm glad that weight is off my shoulders now

no offense to the current regime i'm sure they're all good lads who try hard, but nearly 24 hours later and no banner change? smh. never would have happened under dave's watch, i'll tell you that for free.

hope the area hospitals are prepared for a wave of babies in December

genuinely feels too good to be true, like I'm 10 seconds away from waking up in the skyrim intro If that is indeed about to happen, you're a cruel fucker, god.

start making the statue now

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LADS

I can't anymore

Murphy so shattered he's walking like mr burns look at those arms stuck in the office chair position