thomas

liverpool are of course very very good but not so good that we should look this bad i don't know if this makes sense

i'd be grateful if they could just blow the whistle at 89 minutes at 2-0 tbh

there's something about luis diaz's face that makes me want to two footed tackle one of his ankle into an explosion of gore.

torn between feeling like we could be doing a lot better but at the same time Liverpool are also a Really Good Side® in 1st for a reason . the goal was crap but coming anyway. Need one of those Howe halftime team talk masterclasses.

murphy's crossing is absolutely next level turd

softest goal i've ever seen literally kill me

well now i'm questioning the legitimacy of the entire enterprise with this resetgate debacle.

FROGGY! FROGGY OVER HERE! ANY COMMENT ON SOUPGATE?

is this a punishment for results or just tragically desperate penny pinching or both? a clueless management move of treating labor/employees like common beasts that only respond to punishment-avoidance as a motivator sounds extremely on brand. "The food gets better once we return to winning ways"

thank you for having the guts to say what we've all been thinking, bondedclown

so this is what it's like being on the right side a 4-3

Hall at £28m looking like more of a bargain every day

dear chris wood, please do not bum us today thanks, tommy

all down to cheaping out on ashworth. (it's not, but I'm opting to believe it because it's funnier)

Little credit to Ancelloti too. one of the all time greats an evil genius in knockout competitions.

[rocks up with "just say no to trippier" t-shirt on] I know it's more of a systemic failure and no one asked but I'd like to nominate a scapegoat

jesus christ philadelphia why are you like this

I don't give a fuck that I'm 45, I need a poster of callum wilson kung fu kicking that ball on my walls right fucking now

I'm with @TheBrownBottle - all the explanations for why this isn't a weird loan+purchase still make no sense to me. Maybe I'm still just Ashley-pilled but ... Juventus? Buying a defender?? From us!!?! Still coming to grips with it tbh. There's also some cynical part of me thinks maybe PIF and the Agnelli's are chums and this deal wasn't just about football.

please get bruno off and miley on or longstaff on or a rando from the crowd on literally anything

he looks like a corpse that just found out he has to work retail in the afterlife