thomas

what in the name of fyre festivals is this

[prays silently before before a candle-laden closet altar with a picture of Emery atop it] what could have been

good

ayyyy let's go. free football. eddie howe's black and white CLOWNSHOW rolls on

nah nah nah nah nah. this is scripted.

well done agent minteh

all three of them are like usain bolt riding a wave of liquid cocaine compared to guimares. steve bruce on his way to a broccoli eating competition type of slowness from bruno tbh. just stupendously unreal how glacially he moves. still in the middle of tracking back for liverpool's 2nd goal. syrup in winter scored better on the beep test. should have been a dmv worker in zootopia. disgusting. i hate him so much.

liverpool are of course very very good but not so good that we should look this bad i don't know if this makes sense

i'd be grateful if they could just blow the whistle at 89 minutes at 2-0 tbh

there's something about luis diaz's face that makes me want to two footed tackle one of his ankle into an explosion of gore.

torn between feeling like we could be doing a lot better but at the same time Liverpool are also a Really Good Side® in 1st for a reason . the goal was crap but coming anyway. Need one of those Howe halftime team talk masterclasses.

murphy's crossing is absolutely next level turd

softest goal i've ever seen literally kill me

well now i'm questioning the legitimacy of the entire enterprise with this resetgate debacle.

FROGGY! FROGGY OVER HERE! ANY COMMENT ON SOUPGATE?

is this a punishment for results or just tragically desperate penny pinching or both? a clueless management move of treating labor/employees like common beasts that only respond to punishment-avoidance as a motivator sounds extremely on brand. "The food gets better once we return to winning ways"

thank you for having the guts to say what we've all been thinking, bondedclown

so this is what it's like being on the right side a 4-3

Hall at £28m looking like more of a bargain every day

dear chris wood, please do not bum us today thanks, tommy

all down to cheaping out on ashworth. (it's not, but I'm opting to believe it because it's funnier)

Little credit to Ancelloti too. one of the all time greats an evil genius in knockout competitions.