thomas

genuinely feels too good to be true, like I'm 10 seconds away from waking up in the skyrim intro If that is indeed about to happen, you're a cruel fucker, god.

start making the statue now

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LADS

I can't anymore

Murphy so shattered he's walking like mr burns look at those arms stuck in the office chair position

a 3rd here and i'll put in the dominos order.

can someone check the game clock? it says we're 71 minutes in but i'm sure it's been 42 months since halftime.

that was nearly orgasmic

sitting here trying to balance optimism against everything i've ever known about this club fucking ready to pop already and we're not even at 60 minutes

the angel sounded a trumpet, and the 8th seal was opened, and dan burn came forth, scoring in a cup final

Trippier's 100% getting sent off

ayyy three points let's go, never in doubt, love our lads.

I can't get over how shite that longstaff pass was. what has miley done to deserve this?

he accidentally saw a replay of one of his goal kicks on the jumbotron and went down in shame.

This season we've scored 6 and conceded 8 in the last 15 minutes of games, and wham have scored 4 and conceded 9. #tiredLegs also someone please leave one on Bowen. or two or three.

i'm suddenly much more lenient on the subject of cringeworthy flops to the ground by our own players

are they in a 6-3-1? actual perverts.

that was definitely one of the halves of football of all time. fuck me running

intense anal pounding

looked it up*. £60m before player sales, thanks. * asked chatgpt

any early forecasts of how much we can afford to spend in the summer based off that review? I won't settle for one farthing less than £120m

it's very odd. also a frankly diabolical amount of ketchup red sauce. needs onions, relish and mustard. possibly chili and jalapeno peppers.

what in the name of fyre festivals is this