thomas

The good news is you do. The bad news is they're only proud of that rainman moment just now where you rattled off known edits to the pic.

[in attenborough voice] here we see signs that the lean years under ashley still have an effect on the tribe. at a moment's notice and with scant evidence they are ready to turn on one of their leaders with brutal ferocity.

Sven's knee is going to balloon like Violet Beauregarde just to complete the trifecta.

i'll go vegan for 2024 if krafth scores

sweet christ almighty

Concentrate on the league and qualifying again. One less competition for a squad unlikely to see many numbers come in. Gutted but maybe a blessing in disguise.

I have no idea if heroin use really causes a spontaneous orgasm for first time users but i know a joelinton goal does.

Ardent defender of him and will always love him but I am completely over him not having a right foot needs phasing out asap.

Not blaming Howe* or club leadership for our intense playstyle or lack of bodies respectively - this is just how it's shaken out. Especially for a club (trying to be) competitive on multiple fronts when the quality in depth wasn't truly there. My worry is it's absolutely possible to get worse before the new year. * - we can argue about marginal things - trippier coming off a little sooner, longstaff on earlier in this game or that, etc etc, but it's all speculation. We're at where we're at.

Elated Trips earned himself a little vacay That's about all I have to say about that match.

none of that

We've collectively looked out on our feet since the 70th, somehow Dubravka included

I started nodding off a few seconds in. Michael Owen interviews should be the first line of treatment for insomniacs.

Instantaneous

I think it would add new levels of off-pitch drama, intrigue and a new kind of strategy to a sport that has languished under ancient rules in the modern era. Immensely marketable drama, it hardly need be said. Probably one of my top 3 ideas all time.

IMO Every team in the league should have the option of offering a pre-match draw once per season for rest’s sake. Obv up to the other team to accept. Might fuck with tv deals and fan travel but otherwise it’s all upside.

well THAT sucked

you can't tell me joelinton isn't concealing a switchblade on his person. someone's absolutely getting shanked today

Trippier accounting for half our crosses is one of those "surprising but also not that surprising" stats imo given how our wingers enjoy cutting inside so much and Burn at LB for most of the season was rarely in danger of putting in a cross. Said it in his thread but Livramento, even out of position, really helps give us balance down the flanks.

he's very good and i like how much more balanced we look in attack even if LB is not his natural position he makes it look good

O Lord, I know I ask for a lot and in your infinite wisdom you've seen fit to grant me precisely none of my pleas, but I come to you again asking that we please batter these imbeciles tomorrow.

oh no did the whiny babies draw away in the CL oh the poor dears they should just be handed wins it's so unfair

IT GETS WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

A lot of people throughout the season have been perplexed at his relative lack of rotation. Obviously no way of knowing what kind of injury list we'd be looking at if more had been given time, etc .. but I think we're reaping some small bit of what he sowed now.