thomas

hope lvg withdraws his retirement and gets an 8 year contract

Who are you on the caf, froggy? I'd like very much to e-stalk you.

:lol: new page samoyed

Saivet would have been in training a few days now. He knows what's starting ahead of him.

reckon stifler would tear him apart like an escaped research chimp, limbs strewn hither and yon

hope he loses his dick to a commercial grade cheese grater

hope his wash always comes out of the dryer short by one sock

hope the fake is lined with asbestos

hope both sides of his pillow are always uncomfortably warm. :lol:

Virtue is its own reward.

Did you just malfunction? my transition into max headroom was so gradual no one noticed tbh though I didn't even notice it while typing. dammit.

I thought \wwwwwwWe don't do loans

Gary Jules' "Mad World" cover just starts playing in his head as soon as he opens his eyes

Why are we the de Jong rehab center? Nailed on to win the Ballon d'or next year if he leaves

In some ways scoring in that 4-4 was the worst thing to ever happen to him. I can't back that up with anything, it just sounded somber and deep. Goodbye Cheick. I liked you sometimes.

Who was the last footballer you heard about being injured due to a poke in the eye? Like ever? Dyer was blinded by a pole in training wasn't he?

N-O : "I wish we had more British players" **one finger of the monkey's paw curls up**

our little Jonjo Twelvey

have to see that replay :lol: HOW

What a weird fucking game

arsenal getting torn apart

Incredible goal.

Have honestly never seen Colback do any of that. 75% was basic passing. Well there you go.