thomas

nothing's pardew's fault with them. it's been injuries and no bolaise and this and that and the other. I'd hope it would eventually run thin but they'll hear no truth about him until then.

until i get /r/crystalpalace to turn on him too

http://i.imgur.com/pkiyrW5.jpg

Other English clubs only fall into "barely tolerate" or "fuck right off" categories. Out of all of the barely tolerate in the league right now I guess I probably dislike Norwich City the least. Birmingham City would be up there too if they ever come back.

dat owen commentary

Caretakers removed Top work on the formatting, you must have been spectacularly bored. That points gained is incorrect as those stats include cup games, it's why graeme souness is so bloody high-up. good catch. no idea why I'd think the historical record on wikipedia would be league only. cba to go back manager by manager and sort it all out though.

I don't think Pardew or McClaren were/are on very much. Low base pay, heavily incentivized. Charnizard isn't going to throw cash at Benitez or anyone.

Caretakers removed Name Nationality From To P W D L Winning % Points Gained % Chris Hughton Ireland 24 May 2009 6 Dec 2010 64 38 11 15 59.38 65.10 Kevin Keegan England 5 Feb 1992 8 Jan 1997 251 138 51 62 54.98 61.75 George Martin England 1 May 1947 1 Dec 1950 155 76 40 39 49.03 57.63 Sir Bobby Robson England 2 Sep 1999 30 Aug 2004 255 119 64 72 46.66 55.03 Arthur Cox England 7 Sep 1980 24 May 1984 169 76 42 51 44.97 53.25 Glenn Roeder England 2 Feb 2006 6 May 2007 72 33 15 24 45.83 52.78 Graeme Souness Scotland 13 Sep 2004 2 Feb 2006 87 39 19 29 44.82 52.11 Doug Livingstone Scotland 1 Dec 1954 1 Jan 1956 99 43 20 36 43.43 50.17 Kenny Dalglish Scotland 14 Jan 1997 27 Aug 1998 78 30 26 22 38.46 49.57 Tom Mather England 1 Jun 1935 1 Sep 1939 179 78 32 69 43.57 49.53 Andy Cunningham Scotland 1 Jan 1930 31 May 1935 251 105 45 101 41.83 47.81 Gordon Lee England 12 Jun 1975 30 Jan 1977 74 28 20 26 37.83 46.85 Jim Smith England 14 Dec 1988 21 Mar 1991 121 44 38 39 36.36 46.83 Joe Harvey England 1 Jun 1962 1 Jun 1975 591 224 152 215 37.90 46.47 Alan Pardew England 9 Dec 2010 2 Jan 2015 185 71 41 73 38.38 45.77 Stan Seymour England 1 Sep 1939 1 Jun 1958 338 130 74 134 38.46 45.76 Willie McFaul Northern Ireland 12 Aug 1985 10 Oct 1988 147 52 41 56 35.57 44.67 Ruud Gullit Netherlands 28 Aug 1998 28 Aug 1999 52 18 14 20 34.61 43.59 Charlie Mitten England 1 Jun 1958 1 Oct 1961 145 53 28 64 36.55 42.99 Norman Smith England 1 Oct 1961 1 Jun 1962 35 12 8 15 34.28 41.90 Sam Allardyce England 15 May 2007 9 Jan 2008 24 8 6 10 33.33 41.67 Jack Charlton England 14 Aug 1984 10 Aug 1985 48 15 15 18 31.25 41.67 Bill McGarry England 18 Nov 1977 31 Aug 1980 118 37 33 48 31.35 40.68 Richard Dinnis England 2 Feb 1977 9 Nov 1977 40 12 10 18 30.00 38.33 Kevin Keegan England 16 Jan 2008 4 Sep 2008 21 6 6 9 28.57 38.10 Joe Kinnear Ireland 29 Sep 2008 1 Apr 2009 18 4 8 6 22.22 37.04 Osvaldo Ardiles Argentina 26 Mar 1991 5 Feb 1992 47 10 18 19 21.27 34.04 Steve McClaren England 10 Jun 2015 Present 28 7 6 15 25.00 32.14 John Carver England 26 Jan 2015 9 Jun 2015 20 3 4 13 15.00 21.67

he shouldn't even be getting any games to 'save' his position. why is that even a thing. we're in the shit because he's shit. What's 2 more games to 'prove' he's not vs the 26 before it that say he is.

ffs city

No one celebrating with the lad

Thought Aguero was going to bury that

Is that antz1uk's? edit: yes, he posted on this very page. goddamnit.

job's for the moyes won't happen like but i was chuffed it only took me 30 minutes to come up with that.

“Go on,” said Steve. Lee raised the gun and his hand shook, and he dropped his hand to the ground again. “Go on,” said Steve. “How’s it gonna be. We gonna get a little place.” “We’ll have a cow,” said Lee. “An’ we’ll have maybe a pig an’ chickens . . . . an’ down the flat we’ll have a . . . . little piece alfalfa—” “For the rabbits,” Steve shouted. “For the rabbits,” Lee repeated. “And I get to tend the rabbits.” “An’ you get to tend the rabbits.” Steve giggled with happiness. “An’ live on the fatta the lan’.” “Yes.” Steve turned his head. “No, Steve. Look down there acrost the river, like you can almost see the place.” Steve obeyed him. Lee looked down at the gun. There were crashing footsteps in the brush now. Lee turned and looked toward them. “Go on, Lee. When we gonna do it?” “Gonna do it soon.” “Me an’ you.” “You . . . . an’ me. Ever’body gonna be nice to you. Ain’t gonna be no more trouble. Nobody gonna hurt nobody nor steal from ‘em.” Steve said, “I thought you was mad at me, Lee.” “No,” said Lee. “No, Steve. I ain’t mad. I never been mad, an’ I ain’t now. That’s a thing I want ya to know.”

harsh on the cos

maybe i was jinxing it. i've turned it off now. thank me for the 3-3 or miracle 3-4 if it happens lads.

Shelvey holy fuu

when you dial down fifa into 'novice' mode to clown on the A.I.

i'm done

I feel like going and getting myself banned from that sub. NickTM has clearly swallowed the Pardew Koolaid; if you're convinced yourself it's all just down to individual errors then you're going to have enough to choose from in a game - following any side, mind, not just palace - to defend a loss or string of losses. Head in the sand stuff.

ffs

Someone ask for a version that says "do one sturridge"

Ed Balls

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