thomas

Ruddy with the raw acceleration of an oil tanker

reminder I have always been on the hooper bus

*cracks open stifler.xls*

As if we could stop them from scoring 5 if they wanted to

like desperate, thirsty shipwreck survivors turning to seawater, knowing what will happen but unable to stop themselves.

The jozy penalty is beautiful he doesn't even dive he just can't stand up and run or dribble at the same time without tumbling over and it won Liverpool the league

the thought's crossed my mind, if he somehow gets an extension. Might do it by way of "Leaving Las Vegas" though.

I like him.

Fuck this gay earth

poll wars

boom, first vote edit: this will be diabolical. might lose 10-0

He's injured. If we're going to hound the bastard out there's enough true stuff to do so one is frozen out over the course of time, perhaps it's a phrase you're not familiar with.

literally freezes out HBA in favor of Dan Fucking Gosling.

Talked about safety all season, switched into "NO MORE GOALS POINTS" mode after it. Abysmal turd of a man/manager.

opposition scoring right before halftime? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

was he saying "oh fuck, oh fuck"

gosling clearly booked for that pedo stache and not the tackle

He's just forgotten how.

Frankly if you get dunked on by shola you deserve to go down.

back to a 4-4-2 instead of scattered chickenbones thrown by a witchdoctor

http://i.imgur.com/hqhRiOt.gif

it touches children

the fuck

dodgy facial hair. 4/10