thomas

we're paying for 2 cans of unsalted pinto beans with pennies and one checkout lane over someone's rolling up with an entire Entenmann's endcap in their cart.

I finally hit the life milestone where I get angry over a misplaced apostrophe.

Apropos of nothing I rewatched The Big Lebowski the other week Still holds up imo.

I don't feel like it's either or. Fairly certain he still holds the club/fans/city dear to his heart but there can also be extenuating circumstances that mean he has to take their offer instead of waiting.

I double-checked and a CAT case submission actually does mean it'll succeed. they have a 100% success rate. Don't @ me.

Sail on silver girl Sail on by Your time has come to shine All your dreams are on their way See how they shine

Signs your agent hates you

I'm like 80% certain he's an admin alt account used to troll. a normal account would have been put six deep in the dirt long ago for persistent wummery.

Feel like we could do a canonical NUFC revelations The Llambias opened the 7th seal. Out rode a fat man in denim on a 75cc vespa. His name was Ashley and cheap tat followed

The haters know that the hour of our ascension is at hand and that their days are numbered. There will be one final wave of negativity and panic as the light of takeover washes over them to usher in a thousand years of trophies.

Indeed. I'm sure General Ashley and Lieutenant Charnley sat down in the war room and strategized that the least convoluted and most effective plan to do nothing would not, in fact, be to do nothing - like every other year - but instead to engage in a months long court battle involving high priced QCs. All as a big smoke an mirrors show to depress the already rock-bottom morale of the fanbase and er ... uh .... sorry my brain liquefied and ran out of my ear. What were we talking about?

it's going to happen. peace and goodwill, believers. namaste.

it's on

They're happy to let Mike do whatever to keep things turning over as they know they have a long-term rebuilding effort on their hands regardless. Their make-or-break season for us won't be within the first few years.

You're welcome to hit the fuckin bricks any time you like, dillweed.

absolutely rock hard

Every day that passes strengthens my conviction that things will go our way.

i loathe the existence of agents

keep the faith lads. good things come to those who wait.

Being so completely past it that the most passionate defense of keeping him on, as a forward, is that while he doesn't score goals he might clear a corner in the final 20 minute. Good God almighty.