thomas

Why have these nerds stopped scoring? fuckin boooooooooooooooo

I give up! This fan base does my head in. Is everything fine now?

give bruce a lifetime contract imo

Wonder if Luke's buddy Mauriss is considering a bid after Ashley knocked him back.

we're due another bargain basement lotto win here lads, law of averages and all that

Not to deflect attention from the rubbishness of our own skinflintery here but did/has the EFL set any guidelines about this already and fuck can they not foot the bill for all teams involved?

Even if they are, there is no evidence to say it's not just Ashley looking for compensation or suchlike. Staveley seems to have decided to go quiet now after giving daily updates to Caulkin for months. Maybe that's how things should have been done all along however. Maybe it's Blackstone chambers going all Tyler Durden on the parties involved The first rule of takeover club is you do not talk about takeover club. The second rule of takeover club is you DO NOT TALK about takeover club. Like you say though probably the way it should have been done in the first place.

Luke Edwards can barely figure out what he's having for lunch much less who's behind twitter accounts ruthlessly trolling him please

I feel like Blackstone getting involved might tighten up things in terms of information leaking out but idk.

more like poorginho

Roman is absolutely going to have him disappeared.

aaaaand now i regret it

As if he thinks they work their bollocks off. f***ing parasites the lot of em. Spent much time in SD and his warehouses recently have you? Far be it from me to charitably interpret a stan post but I think he was aping ashley's own internal monologue about his employees there.

Chelsea and Liverpool look like it's being played at 1.25x compared to the slothlike pace we displayed

Where is the source for this?

That's never a real quote man Maybe he's changed his tune in the last 5 years but flexible adaptation isn't a quality dinosaurs are known for https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/9axd38/the-ballad-of-steve-bruce-premier-league-punching-bag

Kinda sensing the second 5-2 of the day on the cards here lads I'm just not sure where we'll get 2 from.

My money's still on Shelvey.

on goal? we've not even attempted to play football tbh

edit: nearly smiley worthy that

Shelvey's getting a red today isn't he?

Really like seeing that kind of physical response in kind to sotons tight pressing

We've sunk so far so fast, it's awesome.

Shoiuld be cracking match between teams with something to play for vs 11 men floating in a footballing purgatory awaiting judgement