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Was all that just to get ahead of Bruce complaining publicly about it? God you know you're shit (and guilty) when you preemptively drop an essay of an apology before the inquisition has truly begun in earnest.

if it is some dodgy american I hope they go full on dodgy american owner 1. Loudly and publicly petition FA for removing draws in favor of multi-ball overtime 2. Half-time monster truck pulls and final whistle fireworks 3. Concession stands only stocking oversized soft prezels and corn dogs. 4. Replacing local hero with the US national anthem

reads like a Trump press release these days ffs. any good faith and credibility due for being someone who means well has been depleted by constant twitter shithousery. we have a date for a hearing already and I, personally, give 0 fucks to anything that's not from NdM/Ashley/Pif/Staveley or the PL until then.

in retrospect, timing the "hattori hanzo seppuku tanto" giveaway night with the everton visit was a bad idea

Pride would dictate never in a million years buying a 2nd division club man. If they'd agreed to buy an Aston Martin off Ashley and got blocked by the courts somehow, then won their case, and it turns out Ashley's tooling around in a Fiat Punto instead these days, they'd never buy that off him out of "pride" ffs. They'd look for a different Aston Martin.

As is tradition I will be napping under my desk ala Kinnear this deadline day.

scintillating front foot sexball from brucey. you'd think people who had to suffer through rafa would be happy with it but wow

Criticizers of the optimistic takeover thread take note: THIS is what delusional hope really looks like.

I just have to hope and trust the VAR monitors are higher resolution than whatever 1986 25" Magnavox console that was taken from.

"Mr. Bruce, your season seems to have the momentum of a run away freight train. Why are you so popular?"

shot on target! eat it, doubters!

Science needs to study the time dilation effects of watching football played at the speed of shite. Goal came in the 48th year of play. Fuck ME there's 36 more of these.

Probably won't be a yellow before a red at this rate. Someone's just going to escalate it too quickly and hit the showers.

Watching a Bruce side has to be the worst way to spoil a nice sit in the rain.

boo that you daft fuckers

wilson. how.

Looks like this is on NBCSN and Peacock in the States. Also looks like I have some sharpened kebab skewers I could just ram through my scrotum instead of watching this. Maybe I'll flip a coin.

I'm fairly sure it was Lee Ryder's error but I also can't rule out Bruce being so thick he actually speaks in typos.

There aren't just the two options of either being a violent revolutionary or being a complicit actor in this farce. A passive protest is still a protest. Not spending money on a non-necessity that brings you misery is one of the easiest things you can do. For example, I've stopped giving Blizzard any money via World of Warcraft or Overwatch as a result of the shitty revelations the other week (and also their products turning to wank over the last several years (not unlike us in many ways)). I am not, however, about to march on their offices or harangue anyone on Twitter. Not constantly participating in active, ongoing demonstrations is not the same as doing nothing. You'd be entitled to say it's maybe not as powerful or it doesn't help highlight the problem to get more attention. Those are definitely valid opinions to hold. But you can't throw it back in someone's face as if they're doing nothing.

I had just about enough left in my tank to coast through The Takeover That Never Was, and now that the season is actually here there was nothing today. In prior years this would have fucked off my whole Sunday if not week until Wednesday. Now I'm just looking forward to chores, which might actually be a worse fate.

i know its tacky to revel in apathy too much but seriously its incredible not giving a fuck.

We're doing well but ASM needs more brains around him to take space when he's attracting 2 or 3 West Ham players' attention in the middle of the park. They've rightly identified him as our major threat, exploit it