thomas

Wait. Did I tell Luke this? :lol: At the very least send him an invoice

I'm ostensibly for this but I'm not sure the board is held together by anything more than hope and twine at this point

how monumentally thick do you have to be to think people wanting the takeover to happen is the same as being them "taken in by some spurious claims" I mean that's just actual in-need-of-assisted-living levels of mental deficiency and then to try and be condescending about it like you're some prophet of truth and rationality just fuck off man you're so goddamn tedious and boring

if i'm understanding it correctly the time line is NCSL : "Are you now, or have you ever been, in a legal dispute with NUFC?" PL: "Uh, yeah?" NUFC: "BREACH! BREAAAAAACH! JUDGE MAKE THEM APPROVE THE SALE"

Was this some sort of gotcha game then? wtf?

the announcement of PIF involvement is now chronologically closer to the time of dinosaurs than present day

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If ever there was a thread for this information Sorry, thought it would have been bigger news. Oh it's interesting like but also tailor made for this thread

If ever there was a thread for this information

voted carver but I've been swayed by the "he's never a manager" arguments. 100% Bruce. It's actually unreal how bad he is. Then there's clear daylight between Bruce and Allardyce. Yeah, fat Sam, for giving derby 4 out of there 11 record low points total, not schteve. McClaren shit the bed as well but he actually had positive intent with the play it just went hilariously tits up without a plan b, so i mark him a little better. Souness inherited a fantastic side and fucked everything up and pissed off everyone but idk it never seemed as tragic as those two. Then Kinnear ... called Simon Bird a cunt so that wins him points. He was also shockingly un-terrible but expectations had already been murdered at that point so I don't know if that's me or the stockholm syndrome talking. Finally Pardew was, and it pains me to say it, the best of this shit lot.

Grim af

gave him the ivan drago stare as he was on the ground too

wew

loudest cunt fireworks i've ever heard and that's just through the stadium mics picking them up

pros: wilson & fraser rekindling pitch bromance maybe. a win nudges us towards safety and thus makes us a tastier takeover meal. cons: bruce will be hailed as a genius by idiots in press, we still looked awful for a lot of the match we were just lucky everton looked worse.

bruce heeding the call of "no more goals" still echoing around the stadium from the ghost of pardew

goddamn :lol:

ayyyyy a dodgy pen for *checks scroll* newcastle?! *monocle flies off*

my favorite part of us sucking is it helps me exercise the insult forming part of my brain to come up with new ways of describing our competitive ineptitude

Darlowned.

goddamnit do i even want to watch this htt pizza of a match

you set up a specific link like "www.example.com/ab38vn4i31-9jsdk2ng" and send it to someone and when they click on it (they should be the only ones ever clicking on it) you look at the server logs and see the IP that requested it. edit: or you use a service which sets all that up for you and then just tells you the IPs that click on the link.