thomas

we're going to get dicked into the hell dimension from Event Horizon along with that bus

being used as cover by Bruce has really sprung them into action

Seems so alien to see teams putting any pressure at all in the opposition half. Bruce would keel over and die if we had 5 upfield without the ball.

*bruce flops on his back in front of pep and submissively urinates to show his complete lack of aggression*

forget the sleeves lads; we'll just roll over period.

complete trash can of a human sick of this cunt

goddamn :lol:

pep would actually be assassinated at full time

"We're not doing enough ... of that ... thing. You know. Where the ball isn't in our half?" "You mean attacking, Steve?" "Yeah, that's it.

Think I'll give it a pass on Boxing Day as a late xmas present to myself.

literally no fans in the stands to give him guff during matches what bother exactly is he in as long as he doesn't fire up a twitter account. safe as houses this cunt

unrealistic newcastle fans expecting to be able to put up a fight against a championship team

carroll hopefully knocked some sense into longstaff clearing him out there

I'm beginning to wonder if that was even that bad. I know it was very bad, but I keep thinking "Surely it wasn't this bad." it felt bad because of the immediate, obvious gulf between himself and SBR but he was still lightyears - and the players he had at his disposal were too - ahead of Bruce. Bruce is just the latest shithawk feasting on our remains; rafa being the only upward tick on this otherwise terminal descent.

well well well

it's absolutely magical. it's like someone put Frosty The Snowman's hat on our covid relief bill and it got brought to life as a football game.

So what you're saying is watching this shite is turning you on? "uncomfortably turgid" would be an excellent way to describe circumstances right now. I'll switch on some La Liga to get things under wraps if needed.

it's a good thing my fetish is bad football

i don't know how to read words or body language but if shit was a writing system bruce would be the shakespeare of turds

Hayden receiving the ball on the halfway line, with the rest of our players still in brentford's half, and with plenty of time, taking 1.2727 repeating seconds to decide the best play is knock it back to the keeper.

aye. here's what living in the real world looks like, Leicester City!

bielsa masterstroke to throw the game ensuring another 5 years of ole mediocrity?

Not seeing it here, have you tried logging out and back in?

I don't really keep up with things, what's going on with him? caught covid to avoid playing for bruce