thomas

depressing to think how massive an improvement he would be at this point

The suspense it terrible. I hope it lasts

frankly I'm fucking ready for it to be done one way or the other. obv a sale the best outcome but either way i'd like to DDT this thread off the top rope.

spent all day stewing about this odious scrotum and his deflated beach ball face.

That was more entertaining than the game

I do something even stupider. I try to deprogram supporters of other clubs who've been brainwashed into mindlessly repeating those Safe Media Opinions To Have About Newcastle e.g. "they want 4th every year" "bruce is doing better than rafa" "pardew was set to win the nobel peace price for fluking 5th but toon fans petitioned against it" etc. I don't know why I do. I haven't the time or energy and most people are too thick to wise up even after watching the horrific dross on display.

the caps throw me off here. he's going to do that weird hat in hand whisper ASMR apologia he likes to do

feel like the defense has really let steve bruce down this season by not scoring as many goals as they did last year.

he's thrown the teamsheet out the window, don't you know? should staple himself to it next time he does

does the FA have the authority to expel both clubs from the league at halftimes for crimes against the sport?

Ben Jacobs saying it’s not officially confirmed and the website is still blocked ben jacobs officially confirmed to be a massive drip It's Fy Fan, but yeah close enough. Fy fan vilken jävla sopa would be even better mind. cheers!

assuming Ashley even had the will to get rid of bruce, and assuming he was going to replace him with someone who's also garbage, I'd like to see someone who's at least a disciplinarian. 0 intensity, need someone actually riding their back about the basics instead of imploring them to go out have fun, don't worry about tactics and pass to their mates

is "fyfan" an appropriate expression of displeasure at krafth's every touch, forum swedes?

HTT says lots of things mate

charlie day as branko in this thread

Black white dont care but it has to be a man..... its in the bloody name Allow me to provide a slightly more gender sensitive counterpoint: instead of James getting it on with a hot broad, what if it was two hot broads getting it on? Not so bad now, is it?

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-tactics-steve-bruce-19618065

IMO, in this analogy, the Saudis don't want to buy a caravan at all; they want to buy a nice stately home with 40 rooms that's fallen into some disrepair. Sure, it needs some DIY repair work and some TLC to look like something good but it'll be grand once that's done. Bruce taking us down would be razing it to the ground and pissing on the ashes. PIF would 180 instantaneously. It would absolutely be the end.

We'll fluke a few. A more recklessly optimistic take than manorpark's in the takeover thread

hayden dribbling 2 yards directly into a stationary sheffield utd defender just about sums us up.

This The Onion article but NUFC Unveiling instead of Apple.

bruce is a terrified pissbaby setting up to defend for his life against a side that's only scored 8 and let 29 past. grotesque arrangement of players he's gone with

isn't it more fun to go full-on manic loon though?