thomas

bruce heeding the call of "no more goals" still echoing around the stadium from the ghost of pardew

goddamn :lol:

ayyyyy a dodgy pen for *checks scroll* newcastle?! *monocle flies off*

my favorite part of us sucking is it helps me exercise the insult forming part of my brain to come up with new ways of describing our competitive ineptitude

Darlowned.

goddamnit do i even want to watch this htt pizza of a match

you set up a specific link like "www.example.com/ab38vn4i31-9jsdk2ng" and send it to someone and when they click on it (they should be the only ones ever clicking on it) you look at the server logs and see the IP that requested it. edit: or you use a service which sets all that up for you and then just tells you the IPs that click on the link.

Just as many people attempting to breathe life into this deal's failure as they are its success tbh.

Just deactivated, which in effect "hides" them. But if it's turned back on they'll all be there.

Is your luggage combination 1-2-3-4-5?

like a depressing documentary about some greyed out eastern bloc dirt town where the locals main source of entertainment is watching two stray dogs fight in the street. nufc twitter wars are so grim

the worst grifters didn't even wait for the account to go cold before trying to peddle their shite off the back of it absolutely tragic

Reactivating to tell Wraith to shut up. Hero, whoever they are.

Oh please don't throw us in the "we had no other option" patch, br'er bear

On one hand we've endured 14 years of ashley already what's another few weeks on the other hand this has to be finished right fucking now - for better or worse - before I go absolutely mental. I feel like this is spot on.

luke really sticking his neck out there - either Mike's 100% committed or he's not. groundbreaking stuff.

Blackstone Chambers, noted fleecers of clients and all around shysters.

everything wraith knows about this takeover you can fit on a postage stamp

now ask him who run batertown

the only people in denial about mimms at this point are penn and the luke edwards anime pillow he sleeps with.

On the one hand it would be hilarious beyond words if this was a desperate hail mary attempt. On the other hand I don't think they'd go all in if it didn't actually seem likely.

For me to trust Mimms as ITK I'll need tonight's winning euromillions numbers, anything less and he's a fraud

Someone might have pointed this out before but Money Mike Ashley follows only one on twitter; a PR agency called KBA (Keith Bishop Association). Under their clients they list both Newcastle United and Sports Direct: https://www.kbapr.com/clients/ In fact, a lot of the brands listed are owned by Mike Ashely (Frasers Group). thanks for blowing the lid off of this Sherlock.

can only imagine this was typed up while wearing a che guevara tee with shearer's face on it. :lol: :lol: