Dinho lad

Gave away possession far too many times. Terrible performance.

So unlucky with that effort. Apart from the Cabaye pass, he was fed on scraps..... mainly thanks to Pardew's negativity.

His performance tonight reminds me of that horse gif.

Poor decision to start him.

Never a free-kick.

In a terrible run of form. His last good game was at Stoke.

Worse than Homer Simpson.

Hey, here's an idea, Alan............. how about if we start to play a bit of football? Did you see that pass by Cabaye to Ba? Yeah that, we should try that shit more often.

Terrible "footballer".

could have been worse.

Why boring? Fantastic appointment for them. They could well challenge for the CL, assuming they carry on spending on players like Pastore, within couple of seasons, imo.

What is this nonsense?!

Can't wait for this man, buzzing.

Looks like Dave started this thread in the wrong section!

Footballers like everyone else have a right to privacy, as fans we pay money to watch them play. We don't own them and other than playing football, they owe us nothing. It must be shit not being able to walk around without having people stopping them all of the time. Agree with that.

Against Sheff Wed, yeah.

I simply want an hour or so long programme showing us all the action from the weekend..... enough of this bullshit of pundits and crap. Life is too bloody short to sit down and listen to the likes of Lineker, Shearer, Lawrenson and co. Incidentally, I like how ESPN show the football on their channels. For example, their Serie A coverage, they tend to show 3 to 5 live games per week, and then, about a couple of days later, they show a programme that shows all of the goals from the weekend's action in a quick 15 minutes round up. I want to see the EPL's coverage to take a similar step. Shows 3-5 over the weekend with an added programme showing highlights, preferably no longer than an hour. (But on the same day)

More excuses to play long balls..... yay.

Carrick is fucking horrendous, man. Even his goal versus QPR was a poorly struck shot and only went in due to crap goalkeeping.

I say British journalists know fuck all and are jealous of their French counterparts.

What makes you say that? His arse.

What are the pitches like in Gabon and Equatorial Guinea, BTW?

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,91148.575.html why the fuck would you happily announce that to a bunch of internet strangers?! Better than saying it to people that you know, surely?