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Not necessarily, nut. Tuncay and emre both have their first names on their shirt.

Has there been any links with this bloke before this? Doesn't ring any bells at all.

Superb, i love random signings out of nothing. Makes an absolute mockery of the papers. I remember they didn't know about enrique till about two days after we all did.

The Beeb must have been on the phone to Sky Sports for a lend judging by some of the halfwits on Look North offering their opinions.

I'm sure he's the one pulling the guy away? Eh? I watched it earlier, doesn't even look like him. You should tell Barton seeing as he pleaded guilty to it.

I'm sure he's the one pulling the guy away? Eh?

They'll miss Lampard big time though. You can't turn your nose up at a guaranteed 20 goals a season from midfield.

Ooh get you and your Criminal Justice System knowledge! I knew I was right to give you a job.

Thought this might happen. Standard practice, wait and see if the witnesses show up and plead if they do.

Been the tournament I've enjoyed most since France '98.

Best team definitely won like, justice would actually have been a Spanish - Turkish final.

I had 2-0 and Torres first as well as Germany in the work sweep. I'm left penniless. Spanish cunts.

Fingers crossed.

Yawn.

It's absolute cobblers but hypothetically, I'd take Konchesky to sit on the bench behind Enrique.

Cacapa looked absolute class until that game. He was unlucky in that he never got to play once KK had realised what a disgusting waste of oxygen Smith and Duff were/are, not to mention the reintroduction of Viduka and Martins, players worthy of being called footballers. Faye and Taylor got to play in a full side while Cacapa was usually playing in a team of 9 men - resulting in a constant barrage.

As opposed to David Pleat, Andy Townsend, Robbie Earle and Sam Allardyce? Earle and Townsend are okay tbh. But Clive fucking Tyldseley? He's simply a prick and I've never met the man. Pleat is as senile as Motson but starts from a lower position. Who the fuck is Martines? Chimbomba? These 2 get the biggest games and they are by far the most annoying duo. Lawro actually knows his stuff tbh. "Tottenham, I dare you!" Fuck off Clive. Fairly sure that was Drury.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/06/28/transfer-funds-blow-for-keegan-72703-21166889/

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/06/28/hottiger-urges-kk-to-go-for-swiss-hotshot-72703-21166888/ Nowt new but Marc Hottiger reckons he's alright, so there you go.

Alan Green's tiresome when he's waffling on about Liverpool but purely as a commentator, he's pretty good. I really enjoyed it the other night when they had him over the Turkey - Germany game, him and the other Irish bloke who was on are both good (anyone know his name?).

Beeb. No brainer. EDIT: I'd choose them I mean, ITV are worse.

Good riddance to the old fool. Though I am partial to his classic "oh this is getting better and better and better!" line during the 5-1.

Maybe KK doesn't rate him? How would you even know whether he was a "good coach" or not anyway?

I honestly can't think what you see in Viduka. I know we all see our own players in a more favourable light, but when I see Viduka, I just see one of the most immobile strikers I've ever seen. on the ball he can be excellent, good vision, great brain, fantastic skill. he's also the best finisher at the club and the only player with the strength to hold the ball upfield (dont even mention Smith). but yeah, off the ball his mobility is crap. hopefully we looking for someone out there as good as Viduka on the ball but with the improved mobility we need. sadly you have to look at expensive players like Berbatov for the whole package. But then that lot got him for, what, ten million? A relative snip. Hopefully this is what Wise et al are aiming at, top players who aren't very well known. If there's any truth in rumour, that does seem to be the sort of thing we're looking at, which is good. Actually signing them's a different matter so far like.

To be fair he's the only attacking player that regularly turns up for England. Apart from that goal against Sweden I think he's been dross for England personally but there you go. Don't rate him at all. Loads of stupid tricks and very little to show for it.