Wullie

Thinks good commentary is all about screaming the name of the goalscorer. Is that the Rooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy! guy? Nah, that's Motson.

Winner.

Woeful defending. For the second and third goals, as soon as the ball was kicked, you could see there was a man in the clear waiting to head it in. Far too easy.

Wish they'd stop playing the Dean Ashton music.

Get in Jormany! You can win the tournament now lads and win me £32! Come on!

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Who/what/why? Arshavin and Wenger, figure the rest out yourself. Arshavin and Wenger aren't shit, they're actually pretty good at what they do.

The mirror ffs.

well, he said he wants to play in Europe tbh. He'll be regretting that on an ice cold Thursday night playing against some Israeli peasants. He'd be better off at home watching The Bill like the rest of us.

He's desperate for Champions League football, going to a side that just finished 11th seems the sensible thing to do in fairness.

Not sure Emre's who you want next to you in the trenches. "CHARGE!" "Well, it's my hamstring, see..."

So do you disagree with my definition? No, I'm saying you're right... I feel dirty.

Our English teacher always used to tell us that irony is usually wrongly described as sarcasm.

premiershiplatest.com.

He isn't Luka Modric. He's the calibre of player that even we should be able to sign. For Christ's sake...

Booooo! :(:(

France have been rubbish since Euro 2000 tbh, they didn't even impress in getting to the World Cup final last time out. Couple of scrappy 1-0s and Zidane pulling their bollocks out the fire.

Shirley Podolski?

Boumsong.

Fucking hell. Pity the game's now probably spoiled.

They should really point out that it's a Liverpool shirt.

No he really does not. Just likes to bleat on about how good his club are at the moment. It's one bloody season. Cobblers.

'Zarate kid'

Gerraway man.

I think it's a colloquial term for pikey, innit?