Wullie

Van der Sar - "Oh fucking hell, sorry"

Hargreaves is German too, more or less. Cech's in orange though, so Chelsea will win. SCIENCE. Also he's got his super hat on - he got a fractured skull you know!

Couldn't have happened to a nicer cheat.

Example? 'Both goalkeepers will be dreaming while concentrating of course' "The Glazers will be hoping to be Double Glazers" - possibly the most cringeworthy football pun I've ever heard. Had my head in my hands.

Doesn't Rooney always look really odd in that shirt, the way it hangs on him? Like a bear wrapped in a red towel.

x2 getting sick of hearing about her Not really Lampard's fault if people mention her, unlike Petr "Look, my head still hurts!" Cech.

You don't score 20 goals a season every season out of luck. He'd have to be like that bloke from Intacto.

The pass and the cross were sublime.

Doesn't do it in big games.

Had it on two minutes, I'm already absolutely sick of Clive Tyldesley.

Winning the UEFA Cup at the SoS would be magnificent. They'd have to pull the fucker down afterwards. I'd love to know why SJP is not fit for four star btw. Goodison Park ffs!

I'll be watching but I don't really care. Can't stand either of them.

Man Utd were dreadfully negative against Barcelona. Turned one of the most anticipated contests in the world into a real snoozefest.

It doesn't count as double though.

If we're playing 4-3-3, we don't want wingers, we want someone who can get down the flank but will also put in a shift in the middle like Barton and Geremi have been doing. Last thing we need is someone who will hug the touchline and leave the other two alone in midfield.

I'll stick with my "online attitude towards youtube" as opposed to deciding a player's not good enough judged on ten minutes of replayed clips if it's all the same.

Yes, it counts as double so he's already got 2 weeks wiped off. Since when? It always has hasn't it? Not as far as I know.

Yes, it counts as double so he's already got 2 weeks wiped off. Since when?

Should have stopped there tbh.

So much for the genius of comolli or whatever his name is. His scouting doesn't stretch any further than reading the rumours bit on .com and just going after the lot.

Beye's not mentioned is he?

I'd rather sign les dawson than michael.

Never mind all that, no word of a lie, I've just seen a pig with wings go past the window. *rushes outside*

That's shocking from Emre. I like him as a player but he's taken the piss this year in particular.

His transfer pretty much went through right in the middle of the takeover. Shepherd agreed to sell his shares on the 7th June after Barton had a medical on the 5th.